Defense Against the Dark Arts

Defense Against the Dark Arts

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1-3: This is not your Twipical Vampire. — Professor Thompson, Fri Feb 5 21:41

On dangerous ground — Celia Hier (Lyra), Tue Feb 23 19:01

Sparkle??? {tag-Tareq} — Kira Loun, Thu Feb 11 22:43

A vamipire doesn't make this class better — Paul Eagle, Tue Feb 9 08:57

Your face doesn't make this class better, either — Tanya Fayes [Aquila], Wed Feb 10 16:31

Ouch...I'm not that ugly, am I? — Paul , Tue Feb 16 20:15

A complete set of surprises [Willow Firen] — Megan Macrae, Mon Feb 8 14:14

I like surprises — Willow Firen [Draco], Fri Feb 12 10:09

I like funfetti surprises — Megan, Tue Feb 16 09:58

In the dark [Tag: Chris Phippen] — Simon Gallup [Lyra], Mon Feb 8 12:59

I like the dark. — Christabel Phippen [Lyra 3rd Year], Mon Feb 8 21:12

Yeah, it's more exciting — Simon, Tue Feb 9 10:43

Um...if you say so. — Chris, Tue Feb 9 14:01

Oblivious is as oblivious does — Simon, Tue Feb 9 15:05

Sometimes you're the prime example of that. — Chris, Tue Feb 9 17:00

Really? — Simon, Wed Feb 10 00:27

...Really. — Chris, Thu Feb 11 14:31

Eheheh — Simon, Thu Feb 11 16:48

I rest my case — Chris, Sat Feb 13 14:42

O.O — Simon, Sat Feb 13 22:24

Don't say that just yet... — Chris, Mon Feb 15 20:33

Intervening a bit too late — Keith Blackburn [Draco 3rd Year], Fri Feb 26 20:56

Huh, Vampire Diplomacy — Dylan Maddox, Mon Feb 8 11:55

I guess so. — Chris Miles, Tue Feb 9 09:18

Guessing? Or Knowing? — Dylan Maddox, Tue Feb 9 09:52

Dude, could you not see the sarcasm? — Chris , Fri Feb 12 07:54

Well That Was A Weird Lesson — Phoebe Maddox, Mon Feb 8 09:49

And I'm a weird kid, I think. — Gavin Miles, Tue Feb 9 08:02

Oh No It's Very Nice To Meet You — Phoebe Maddox, Tue Feb 9 09:44

Now that's the kind of response I like! — Gavin, Wed Feb 10 19:22

I'm not scared...No way, man!! — Kenny Watts [Aquila], Sun Feb 7 14:30

And I'm not in a wheelchair, no way man! — Rob Jacobs [Aquila], Mon Feb 8 13:01

Don't judge my taste, dork! — Kenny, Tue Feb 9 11:21

Are you making fun of people with lisps!? — Tanner Evans [Cetus], Sun Feb 7 13:39

Never! — Dru de Lenfent [Lyra], Sun Feb 7 17:04

Good. *eyes warily* — Tanner, Tue Feb 9 12:04

"The blood is the life, Mr. Renfield." [TAG: Tareq] — Joanna Dresden, Sun Feb 7 00:02

Blood for life, life for blood. It is an endless cycle. — Tareq, The Visiting Vampire, Mon Feb 8 19:41

More effective than wolfbane, Count? — Joanna Dresden, Mon Feb 8 22:46

I prefer something stronger... — Tareq/Professor Thompson, Sun Feb 21 22:06

I Knew They Didn't Sparkle! — Ember Starwell, Sat Feb 6 10:14

Twiheads are stupid anyways... — Annabelle Haney, Sat Feb 6 19:19

Tell Me About it — Ember Starwell, Sun Feb 7 09:46

Oh, I think you already know. — Annabelle, Mon Feb 8 16:21

Then I Think You'd Be Right — Ember Starwell, Mon Feb 8 17:34

I guess we should do this then. TAG: Tareq — Annabelle, Mon Feb 8 19:34

Why am I here? TAG: Ember — Robert Howell, Wed Feb 10 14:21

Because, When I Need Someone, They Come. =) — Ember Starwell, Sat Feb 13 16:12

Re: Because, When I Need Someone, They Come. =) — Robert Howell, Wed Feb 17 00:07

Well, That Was Rather... Delusional? Sweet? — Ember, Wed Feb 17 18:59

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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Midterm Ends!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ (nm) — DH Garen Tennant, Fri Jan 29 17:20

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Midterm Begins!~*~*~*~*~*~*~ (nm) — DH Garen Tennant, Fri Jan 15 10:57

DADA for 4th and 5th Years — Professor Thompson, Thu Dec 24 08:35

Just faking my way through life — Audrey West [5th year Aquila], Thu Dec 31 17:27

Being interrupted. — Cosette Embers [Aquila 4th Year], Sat Dec 26 20:13

You know you love it — Hayden Young, Wed Dec 30 12:35

Do you expect me to admit that? — Cosette, Thu Dec 31 22:16

No, I expect you to lie and cheat. — Hayden, Sat Jan 9 13:56

And Tango Makes Three? — Lia Harper [Lyra 5th Year], Sat Dec 26 03:00

6th and 7th Years: Prepared to be Overloaded! — Professor Michael Thompson, Fri Dec 11 21:35

Not particularly enthusiastic — Nicolau Cardozo - Aquila, Wed Dec 30 23:02

I'm used to being overloaded, thanks — Ivy Tallow, Mon Dec 21 07:05

As am I — Aleksy Zworski, Cetus, Tue Dec 29 18:36

Well, you two seem confident enough... — Professor Thompson, Sun Jan 3 11:42

Sure; I won't mind — Ivy, Sat Jan 9 14:46

My line of work — Kaseem Bakhum, Tue Dec 15 16:51

Up My Alley — Lucia Malmorticchio, Sun Dec 20 03:09

You ought to stay out of those — Kaseem, Wed Dec 23 10:20

They Are Dark and Scary — Lucia Malmorticchio, Thu Dec 24 03:40

Fear not, fair maiden — Kaseem, Thu Dec 24 09:51

Are You My Knight In Shining Armor? — Lucia, Sat Dec 26 14:11

The most highly burnished — Kaseem, Sun Dec 27 09:16

Then Your Abilities Must Be Quite Polished — Lucia, Sun Dec 27 18:25

Really? Overloaded already... — Saylene Kyrrian [Cetus], Sat Dec 12 07:00

It's only the beginning of the year, geez — Mónica Theresa Jiminez, Tue Dec 15 17:21

It's not going to get easier either... — Saylene Kyrrian, Sun Dec 20 06:55

For you, maybe — Mónica, Wed Dec 23 10:38

You seem too relaxed about this — Saylene Kyrrian, Sat Dec 26 07:27

Or you're uptight — Mónica, Sun Dec 27 10:16

Far too tired for stress like that — Saylene, Sun Jan 3 17:27

Term Start......(no firsties below this line)............... (nm — Headmaster Guido, Fri Nov 27 09:36

~:~:~:~Term End~:~:~:~(no firsties below this line)~:~:~:~ (nm) — DH Garen Tennant, Wed Nov 25 17:18

Pre-IMPs/6th Years: High Magick Level 1 — Professor Thompson, Wed Sep 30 22:20

I'm wearing myself out — Ivy Tallow [Cetus], Mon Oct 12 06:28

I'm surprised I'm still living... — Saylene Kyrrian (Cetus), Mon Nov 2 07:55

Join the club — Ivy, Sun Nov 8 16:29

Extracurriculars are good for you — Saylene Kyrrian, Tue Nov 10 18:04

They tend to get me into trouble with myself — Ivy, Sun Nov 15 10:15

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~MIDTERM ENDS~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ (nm — Headmaster Guido, Fri Sep 4 20:58

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~MIDTERM~*~*~*~*~*~*~ (nm) — Headmaster Guido, Fri Aug 21 09:38

4th and 5th Years: A Lesson in Matters of Combat — Professor Michael Thompson, Sun Jul 26 12:36

Ready For Combat — Lucia Malmorticchio, Sun Aug 16 11:38

Why can't we all just get along? — Julianna Zworski [Cetus], Sun Jul 26 23:27

Group Hug!!!! — Joy Roberts, Lyra , Sun Aug 2 18:36

They can be dangerous — Julianna , Mon Aug 3 22:01

But warm and fuzzy — Joy, Sun Aug 16 12:52

Bored, as always — Nicolau Cardozo [Aquila], Sun Jul 26 20:14

What else is new? — Lia Harper [Lyra], Thu Jul 30 22:03

I prefer tradition — Nicolau, Mon Aug 3 23:23

It's how we keep our balance — Lia, Wed Aug 5 23:40

Balance is overrated — Nico, Tue Aug 11 00:18

So when does the actual combatting come into play? — Calisto Cardozo [Aquila], Sun Jul 26 19:32

OOC — Professor Thompson, Sun Jul 26 12:38

Defense Club Organizational Meeting A-Go-Go! — Michael Thompson, Thu Jul 9 23:13

Getting to know you — Lucia Malmorticchio, Sun Aug 2 12:15

Always where I need to be — Calisto Cardozo, Wed Jul 29 11:15

Ambushed — Davi Cardozo, Wed Jul 29 10:23

In a giving mood [Tag: Hayden] — Lia Harper, Thu Jul 16 18:43

Happy to receive — Hayden Young, Wed Jul 22 16:55

Is it too late to join? — Kira Loun, Wed Jul 15 21:45

Well Hello...again — Willow Firen, Thu Jul 16 10:14

Hello to the both of you. (Tag: Kira, Willow) — Professor Thompson, Fri Jul 17 17:01

Sure, Willow? — Kira Loun, Sun Jul 19 00:20

Blah — Willow Firen, Mon Jul 20 22:48

Blah blah — Kira , Sun Jul 26 20:36

I have a question, Professor — Ivy Tallow, Tue Jul 14 03:43

I just might have an answer! — Professor Thompson, Fri Jul 17 16:55

I like that answer — Ivy, Wed Jul 22 17:13

I like interrupting — Aleksy Zworski, Wed Jul 29 12:02

Feel free — Ivy, Wed Aug 5 11:34

I'll keep that in mind for the future — Aleksy, Sat Aug 8 22:51

Green means go!!!...In case you didn't know. And I rhyme. — Simon Gallup, Fri Jul 10 00:37

Term...BEGIN!................(no firsties below this line).. (nm — Headmaster Guido, Fri Jun 26 13:37

Term End........(no firsties below this line)............... (nm — Headmaster Guido, Wed Jun 24 16:40

Defense Club for the Less Proficient. :) — Michael Thompson, Thu May 14 13:23

I'm a good girl. Honest. — Ivy Tallow, Sat May 16 12:42

I'm pretty much the definition of innocence. — Simon Gallup, Sat May 16 16:17

Hey, that used to be me — Ivy, Sun May 24 09:53

I wonder if I'll ever grow out of it... — Simon, Sun May 24 11:11

There's plenty of time — Ivy, Sat May 30 12:17

Time isn’t all that reliable -- it’s always tickin’ away! — Simon, Sat May 30 21:56

3-5th Years: Impeding and Stunning...and Shields — Professor Thompson, Tue Apr 14 22:43

A little jaded — Calisto Cardozo, Aquila 3rd Year, Thu May 14 15:55

A little more than a little — Lucia Malmorticchio 4th yr Draco, Sun May 17 20:17

The more the merrier — Cal, Mon May 18 01:40

Die all merrily die — Lucia, Mon May 18 18:48

I don't like mystery books — Cal, Mon May 18 20:57

er...dude...that's a quote from a Greek tragedy... — Lucia Malmorticchio, Wed May 20 15:16

Sanity is overrated — Julianna Zworski - Cetus 3rd Year, Thu May 7 20:57

Terrible tedium — Aleksy Zworski - Cetus 5th Year, Mon May 4 18:49

Well...tedium is good for your patience... — Karl Maesterson - Lyra 4th Year, Mon May 4 22:37

It's my impatience I'm worried about — Aleksy Zworski - Cetus 5th Year, Thu May 7 19:51

Well your impatience needs to get some serious therapy. — Karl Maesterson, Thu May 7 22:24

Or you're just feeling bizarrely confrontational — Aleksy, Fri May 8 01:51

Oh, my! — Lia Harper, Year 3, Lyra, Sun Apr 26 00:29

Welcome to the Defense Club! (Meeting 1) — Professor Thompson, Mon Mar 23 17:32

Asking for a little help [TAG Professor] — Tanya Fayes, Sat Apr 11 14:30

Well, help is on it's way... — Professor Thompson, Sat Apr 11 20:26

This target... how big is it? — Hayden Young, Mon Apr 13 13:41

Well...it depends on your perception. No pun intended. — Professor Thomposn, Mon Apr 13 14:11

Haha, my sides are splitting — Hayden, Mon Apr 27 12:49

Here we go — Ivy Tallow, Wed Mar 25 14:20

A Defense Club could be fun! I get to hex things again! — Hikaru Kasuragi, Sat Mar 28 11:32

Could being the key word... — Abby Embers, Sun Mar 29 12:21

I think that's sort of the point — Meredith Taylor, Mon Mar 30 15:26

I say it's all a matter of opinion — Katrina Embers, Fri Apr 3 17:06

Defense: the rock and roll of magic — Lia Harper, Sat Apr 4 10:25

So we're...Rolling Stones? — Cosette Embers, Sun Apr 5 14:25

Or maybe we're Tumbling Boulders...? — Simon Gallup, Mon Apr 6 16:14

I think Tumbling Fireballs is a much more interesting name.. — Kaiser Martix, Sat Apr 11 20:37

Second Years: Disarming 101 — Professor Thompson, Mon Mar 16 19:26

ready to fail — Zyta Zworski - Lyra, Wed May 13 17:18

Who wants to attack the blind kid? — Hayden Young, Thu Mar 19 17:07

It's like you were calling me! — Cosette Embers, Sun Mar 22 20:40

I walked right into that, didn't I? — Hayden, Mon Mar 23 12:28

What else did you expect? — Cosette, Mon Mar 23 13:07

To skip the class? — Hayden, Mon Mar 23 14:49

(cont. on Pitch) (nm) — Hayden, Wed Mar 25 14:20

First Years: How to fight a boggart, and live through it. — Professor Michael Thompson, Tue Mar 10 20:26

The second part's the most important — Tanya Fayes [Aquila], Tue Mar 10 21:32

I don't like this class... — Christabel Phippen (Lyra), Wed Mar 11 20:11

Seconded — Keith Blackburn [Draco], Wed Mar 11 20:20

Oh, I could think of dozens of things worse than this class — Davi Cardozo - Cetus, Sun Mar 15 19:05

The Devil, perhaps? — Simon Gallup - Lyra, Thu Mar 26 21:44

Gargoyles at the beach — Davi, Sun Apr 5 13:07

Yes -- hungry gargoyles at the beach! — Simon, Tue Apr 7 11:19

Luckily I'm not a beach person — Davi, Tue Apr 7 17:41

Hurrah for not getting eaten by sun-loving gargoyles! — Simon, Tue Apr 7 20:00

I feel very accomplished — Davi, Fri Apr 10 09:34

Three cheers for accomplishment! Hip-hip... — Simon, Fri Apr 10 23:32

You certainly are a positive kind of kid — Davi, Sat Apr 25 16:59

~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~MIDTERM ENDS~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~ (nm — Headmaster Guido, Mon Mar 2 11:31

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*MIDTERM BEGINS*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ (nm) — DH Tennant, Thu Feb 5 21:30

Your assistance is required — Ivy Tallow, Wed Feb 4 09:51

My assistance is in your grasp. — Professor Michael Thompson, Wed Feb 4 22:47

My problems are mutiplying — Ivy, Thu Feb 5 08:53

Well then, we'll just have to divide and conquer! — Professor Thompson, Thu Feb 5 21:06

Note to self: breathe — Ivy, Fri Feb 6 15:27

Note to Ivy: Breathing is good for you! — Professor Thompson, Sat Feb 7 12:03

Thanks, I'll try to remember that — Ivy, Sat Feb 7 15:54

defend against THIS! — A mysterious someone, Sun Dec 7 02:11

This is not how I wanted my year to start out... — Professor Thompson, Wed Dec 10 22:18

------------Term 5....Begin!------------------ (nm) — Headmaster Guido, Mon Nov 24 05:47

Term--C'est fin!............................................ (nm — Headmaster Guido, Sat Nov 22 14:49

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