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NEMB is now over 17 years old!
I think we should be able to register it as a historic site at this point.

Millennium Crisis Github page, so maybe Erik can find it later! https://github.com/shamrice/mc_reboot
Update- I think that code should be all re-written. It became pointer hell after some late night booze programming.


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Doors 2016?Erik_, Wed Aug 17 2:44am

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Shamrice Video on YouTubeErik, Thu Aug 4 3:43am
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    Rule of thumb...Puckdropper, Fri Jul 1 12:06am
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    Dear footwear dealersPuckdropper, Mon Jun 27 5:52pm
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    So I was going through old threadsPuckdropper, Tue May 31 10:03am
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    Passwords - Not another complaint threadPuckdropper, Wed May 25 7:13am
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    rsync is cool...Retna, Sun May 8 10:53pm
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    xkcd that made me think of hereErik, Sat Apr 2 2:22am
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    Cat caught a mousePuckdropper, Tue Jan 5 8:35am

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    *MERRY CHRISTMAS! (nm)Erik, Fri Dec 25 2:41am
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    He actually was never burried. He was completely decomposed before anyone ever got around to it.

    Well, this message kinda did.
    And now I've forgotten exactly who we were talking about in the first place. You probably forgot a long time ago, eh Nuke?
    I think it was something to do with a dog...?

    Old yeller or something? Maybe Joe knows?

    Doubtful at this point. Though this story does remind me of my pumpkin this year. That thing became a orange blob of seeds before it was thrown away.

    How far did you throw it?

    It was more shoveled than thrown... This year's pumpkin is still doing surprisingly alright though.

    It might be time to get a new one. It's April 1st, and I can smell it from here.

    Pumpkins this year made it almost two whole months. I think if it was colder out, the uncarved ones would have lasted even longer. Unfortunately no throwing this year. One somehow got a rot hole in it and filled with some rancid water inside. That was a nice surprise when i picked it up off the porch and it fell apart in my hands. Did I mention I don't like how pumpkins smell or taste even fresh?

    It's almost April 1st again, and I probably should be asleep instead of posting about my new programming language. I'm sorry if your forehead hurts.

    April 1 AGAIN, and Erik still hasn't bothered to clean up that pumkiny mess. It's ok, though, cause he's apparently moved to a new place which might have air conditioning rather than just a dehumidifier so the NEMB server might actually stay UP... If he's still using it.

    Yep, one year at the new place now. That didn't stop me from neglecting pumpkins on the side of the house until they melted into the ground. I'm hoping a pumpkin patch pops up but it's not looking hopeful so far.
    All those years of no A/C and I still barely use it. Actually the room(s) where my main computers are don't have A/C. If it wasn't for my girlfriend, I don't think I would even own one.

    What's this about your own programming language???

    It's a great language and I figured out how to make it work with no effort at all. Just pretend it's another language! You know, like pretending Java is C++. It's based on another of those C-derived languages, C#. Yep, I just let those guys at Microsoft figure things out for me, and swoop in and "build on top of their work." It's a great language, too. I like to call it B-flat. If you don't C#, you will B-flat.

    Still don't get why we need a space and a slash to close a BR tag. Isn't the > terminator enough? It's not like we're surrounding text with tags, just inserting CR+LF.

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