How many foreign countries did Obama invade, and how many human lives had to be lost, in order to get the man responsible for September 11?

Wait, small scale operation, you say?

Cost of a few million dollars?

No Americans lost their lives?

No countries invaded?

Minimal impact on international relations?

Boost to American credibility worldwide?

Pffft, all I know is Obama was tardy in getting to the podium. That's the REAL issue. The Hell kind of a president Is this Kenyan?

Show me the birth certificate, f*cker.

Oh, you already did?

Goddamit it.

Someone impeach this guy.