... some suggested titles:

"Elevator Elegie in P-flat dolor"

"Cliffhanger Concerto for 2 Hacksaws and a Washboard"

"Tarantella for Trump's Treasonous TuTu"

"Pavanne pour Pikey-Poo"

"Rhapsody on a Theme of Rumors"

"Mazurka for Malicious Minions of Mediocrity"

What style of furniture did you and Schizo-Sia pick out? Early refuse? Louie abhors? K-Mart Empire?

TaTa and Tootles