... kids that you love. WTF, just let 'em crash'n'die?

Listen, I drive 90MPH down I-40, I-65 and I-24, and there are no fargin' right-angle turns where I might hit a fuckin' steel I-beam. Why didn't those careless assholes design a course that is safe?

It's not supposed to be dangerous, dude. It's supposed to be the fuckin' Olympics. If they wanted dangerous, then fuckin' luge down Mt Everest!!!!!!! Or do the bi-athelon in Afghanistan?