DiscApp ID # 175790
Article ID # 1384686
Author Mondo Fuego™
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IP 74.181.107.253
Date Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:19:22
Subject Human ashes ...

... are mostly Calcium Oxide, which most likely turns to Calcium Hydroxide (Caustic Soda) upon mixing with water. I'm not sure Asian Carp would take an interest in your remains.

Best to have a conventional burial and feed the worms. ;)