A husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.Wife: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'Husband: 'Definitely not!'Wife: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'Husband: 'Of course I do.'Wife: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'Husband: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'Wife: ' You would? (with a hurt look)Husband: GroansWife: 'Would you live in our house?'Husband: 'Sure. It's a great house.'Wife: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'Husband: 'Where else would w e sleep?'Wife: 'Would you let her drive my car?'Husband: 'Probably. It is almost new.'Wife: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'Husband: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'Wife: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'Husband: 'No.. I'm sure she'd want her own.'Wife: 'Would you take her golfing with you?'Husband: 'Yes. Those are always good times.'Wife: 'Would she use my clubs?'Husband: 'No. She's left-handed.'Wife: - silence -Husband: ' . . . Shit.'--