... and my pig sprouted wings and flew away before I could have baby back ribs.

;)

This is a scientifically-laughable statement: "Their works shows that, under a very reasonable model of mutations and natural selection, the time required to evolve a very complex organism is vastly smaller than might be presumed. As a result, the idea that evolution would require "too much time" to be true is proved false."

Nothing of the sort was "proved" one way or the other. This is the kind of Wink Martindale game-show mentality bullshit that is coming out of Academia these days? Truly sad.