... hundreds of people are suffering In Joplin, MO ... but after the wannabe finishes rubbing elbows with royalty, he will be there a week later to comfort them:http://www.wkrn.com/global/video/flash/popupplayer.asp?ClipID1=5881964&h1=Obamas%20welcomed%20at%20Buckingham%20Palace&vt1=v&at1=NewsMeanwhile, folks in Joplin can console themselves with these visions of the messiah: