1. You drive one of the following:
Subaru
Volvo
Any Hybrid
All-electric Vehicle

2. You drink white wine

3. You watch late-night network TV talk shows

4. You get your news from CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, PBS, The Washington Post, The New York Times and/or The LA Times

5. You shop at Amazon and Whole Foods

6. You wear Tom's shoes

7. You use Tom's toothpaste

8. You smoke pot

9. You use Facebook

10. You hang out at Starbucks

11. You do not own a gun

12. You have never been on a hunting trip

13. You are a vegetarian

14. You understand Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters

15. You do not believe in God

16. You think "global warming" will destroy Earth before you die

17. You think rich Republicans are evil, but rich Democrats are inspirational ... after all, they control your thought processes

18. You think Trump conspired with Russia, but you lean toward Socialism Communism

19. You give women politicians and black politicians a pass for incompetence and unaccountability, but you hold white male politicians' feet to the fire and find fault at every juncture

20. You defend and overlook the criminal actions of your minders