"Is that your mom again?"

O, Maryam, O Maryam, won't you marry me
I'd be so happy, I'd kiss my mother-in-law
Phooey!
...
Even little children love Maryam
Down by the sea, sifting sand.

What medals have you won, Edmund PudWhacker? Field hand of the year in Salinas for picking tomatoes?

LOL