... I donate to Vanderbilt Blair School of Music, Case Western Reserve, Cleveland Institute of Music, and McCallie School.

You don't have a worthwhile alma mater to which to donate. Well, maybe Capella University or University of Phoenix.

I am not in the least interested in Stanford ... I am not a West Coast type. I am perfectly content with my alma maters. I could have gotten into any school in the nation. When you graduate from McCallie School in the top 3 of your class, you can go anywhere you wish. I chose Vanderbilt for a lot of reasons.

Ohio State is a damn fine school too. One of my favorites. Urban Meyer and Gordon Gee think so too.

Go, Stanford! Peanuts, Popcorn, Cracker Jacks! Would you like mustard on that hot dog, sir? Go, Stanford. Beat USC! Sis Boom Zee!

By the way, idiot, I'm not the one seeking donations here.

No, go dumpster diving behind Burger King for your evening meal and leave these nice people along.