... turns out he wants to troll for conflict at every juncture.

I'm not the one who hilariously claims to have had a theophany. I am one of many who have had to put up with wild-assed claims and views expressed by that ultra-leftwing circus performer for years.

Clowns like you, HammerDeus, JinkyJeeves and Recovering Monkey are not targets of unwarranted putdowns ... you invite pot-shots because you present yourselves as fair game during virtual idiot hunting season on upland game and dangerous species safaris.

You fall and get tangled in my snare at every juncture. You are a masochistic glutton for punishment. You bring defeat upon yourself by participating in an all-pro ass-kicking contest with those short, stubby little legs of yours.

In the next few weeks, I will be propping up my totally-adequate self-image and will be wasting away, spending a nice part of my "pathetic life" at The Breakers in Palm Beach. I would already be there, save for Irma.

Mmmm, BuhBye, Homey.