Mujibar Majadapatti was trying to get an outsourced IT Support job with Microsoft in India.

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, You have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said, 'You must make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green.'

Mujibar thought for a few seconds and said, 'Mister Manager, I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a Microsoft IT Support call center in Mumbai.

No doubt you have spoken to him.

I know I have.