Mondo Fuego, chief Solar System Special Prosecutor, today announced multiple indictments against not 12, but 13 Martian hackers. Space probes will be launched immediately to round up these criminal aliens and bring them to Earth for trial and sentencing. The trials are set to begin January 2, 2039.

In contrast, Robert Mueller, after more than a year of farting around, drinking water and scratching what's left of his balls with his left hand in his pants pocket while walking to and from the lavatory, announced today only 1 indictment against 12 alleged Russian hackers who will never be brought to the US for trial. However, this was a huge victory for Mueller and his taxpayer-money-sucking dirty Dem dozen, given that not much else has resulted from his mission-creep-prone "collusion" (not a crime) probe.