1. Trump got pledges from Northrup, Raytheon, IBM, FedEx, Microsoft, Lockheed Martin, General Motors, Home Depot and numerous other large corporations to add and/or upgrade 3.8 million jobs.

2. The failing Time magazine made a fool out of itself by publishing a morphed picture of Trump superimposed on Putin.

3. The all-but-dead New Yorker magazine disgraced itself by publishing a picture of Trump dead at the bottom of an escalator.

4. Whoopi Goldberg made an ass out of herself (again) by shouting at Judge Jeanine Pirro.

5. Malicious, ravenous Dems railed about everything, from Trump goading deadbeat EU/NATO nations to pay their fair share, to Trump's providential meeting with Putin to defuse another cold war.