How much Ovid, Horace, Catullus and Julius Caesar have you read?

What about L'etranger?

What about War and Peace, Gulag Archipelago, Fathers and Sons, Crime and Punishment, A Tale of Two Cities, Moby Dick, Wuthering Heights, Ivanhoe, The Scarlet Letter, Lorna Doone, Rain, Liza of Lambeth, Great Expectations, Of Mice and Men, Return of the Native, Pride and Prejudice, King Lear, Macbeth, Hamlet, The Summing Up, The Pit and The Pendulum, The Cask of Amontillado, Dr Zhivago, The Red Badge of Courage, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Jane Eyre, The Cherry Orchard, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Sun Also Rises, The Iliad, The Odyssey, The Catcher in the Rye, Of Human Bondage, The Mayor of Casterbridge, Jude the Obscure, Anna Karenina, The Moon and Sixpence, The Call of the Wild, Cakes and Ale, 1984, Tess of the d’Urbervilles, Far From the Madding Crowd, David Copperfield, The Razor's Edge, The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock and other works by T. S. Eliot, Paul Verlaine Poetry, Jean Paul Sartre Works, The Poetry and other works of Pound / Auden / Stevens / Hardy / Frost / Poe / Whitman / Yates / Cummings / Housman / Blake / Nash / Stevenson / Thoreau / Keats / Shelley / Emerson / Many Others, Philosophical Works of Plato / Aristotle / Aquinas / Hume / Kant / Descartes / Locke / Pascal / Mill / Spinoza / Butterfield / Tocqueville / Voltaire, Rader: The Enduring Questions, Janson: The History of Art, The Bible cover to cover.

If you ain't read all of these and more, you ain't edumacated.