... falling off a turnup truck.

But I did turn on my oval-screen 1947 Philco B&W TV and amazingly found BBC World News. What an informative discovery! It's like discovering a new terrortry in a rice bat, mayte. Learnt all aboot the British Militry, what the blokes do when they run into a spot of bother, and how to proply address the Quain.

Maybe if I can get my Radio Shack TRS-80 hooked up to a 1200 baud dialup modem, I can learn how to 'serve the net' ... that is how you say it, ain't it?.

Thank you for all your help in discovering what a big wonderful world is out there.

*wink*