Priyanka and Zendaya were pretty kewl.

Rihanna dressed as a "Pope-ess" was a good satirical nudge at the Pope.

It is totally asinine how much those harlots spend on their ridiculous outfits.

The best of show was Billy Porter as a Pharoah carried in by 6 slaves. He pretty much upstaged a lot of the painted hussies.

Vanity! Vanity! All is Vanity!