... your "journalist" wife from Nigeria are so damn boring. Schooled in Swissland? LSJ my ass! Where is she any more? Haven't seen her in years. Muffdiving with Jennifer and Santhoshi? Huffing on the Post? Have you muzzled her and put a burqa on her and made her walk 20 paces behind you? ... out there in the Victoria Islands of ne'erland ... where the Kanuck Mounties wouldn't even know. You are one arrogant twit with no reason whatsoever to be arrogant ... just a mid-lo bloke. Boring as shit.

No, I take that back ... you are one abusive mother fucker with no reason to live.

Get it? ... Got it? ... Good!