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Analorien Auron
The Journey of Middle Earth PG-13 1/5
Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:34pm

title: the journey of middle earth
author: analorien auron
disclaimer: don't own em..wish I did
distribution: LADYJACKYLS ONLY
crossover: WWE/ LOTR
WWE characters used: Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Bret Hart, Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon
LOTR characters used: Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, and Haldir (mentions of others)
Own Characters used: Elithraniel and Fararith
Summary: the WWE superstars get a dose of middle earth...

Vince, Shane, Shawn, Bret and Hunter sat silently. They had gotten lost somewhere between visiting their friend Frodo at the shire and Rivendell. Shane had been complaining most of night about nothing in particular. Shawn was trying to block his out by singing campfire songs. Hunter and Bret had had enough of both and were trying to find a path that would lead them to where they had to go. Just then, a man on horseback approached them. Hunter looked behind him.

" Shawn! Shane! Vince!"

All three men came to Hunter's side. The man got off the horse and smiled slightly.

" I am Aragorn. You must be the men trying to get to Rivendell. If you follow me, I can get you there before sunrise."

The five men nodded in agreement and packed their things. They followed Aragorn until the reached Rivendell and the House of Elrond. Aragorn went inside and came out with an elf.

" This is Elrond, Lord of Rivendell."


It had been nearly a week since they had set foot in Rivendell and now, along with Aragorn and their new elven companion Legolas, they were setting out for another elven land: Lothlorien. As they walked along, Shane's complaining could be heard all over Middle Earth.

" Are we there yet?" " Can we sit down now?" " When do we eat?"

Hunter was becoming extremely aggitated and agreed with himself that if they came to a cliff or a mountain, he would throw Shane off or down it.


Lothlorien. The land of many trees. They entered Lothlorien and looked around themselves. This place seemed nice enough, but what kind of elves lived here? Would they be good spirited like Legolas or maybe a heartless bunch? They walked for a few moments and were approached by a lady elf. Aragorn smiled.

" Elithraniel O Lorien."

Vince, Shane, Shawn, Bret, and Hunter all looked at eachother. What language was that? Aragorn looked at them as though reading their minds.

" It is Elven speak. In Lothlorien, that is how greetings are said."

The lady elf looked at they five men.

" I am Elithraniel, Lady of Lorien. Please do not be alarmed. We will speak your tongue if you prefer."

Shawn and Hunter looked at eachother with a raised eyebrow. Why was everyone talking like this was some century old place? Vince heard them giggle and nudged them.

" We are in Middle Earth to visit all the places Frodo Baggins visited when he had the one ring."

Shawn snorted. Of course Vince would talk like them. Vince was alive when dinosaurs roamed the earth. Elithraniel ignored Shawn and to everyone she said, " Follow me and you will have shelter this night."

(okay I know it's sort of lame, but come on..a LOTR muse is better than nothing)

    • Wow. Randomness much?Allie, Sun Jul 25 8:30pm
      Hey, I read this story and thought to myself, "Wow, this is quite random, but I like it!" Please continue. I want to see what happens next (especially to Shane...The poor complainer). Lol. -Allie
      • wellAnalorien Auron, Wed Aug 4 11:37am
        due to the fact that i cant write a proper story without a computer (mobile sux) it will be a while..
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