I was scheduled to fly off the ship into our first port of Yakuska Japan to take pics of the ship arriving. The boys in the photolab were saying, "you gotta get some pussy but did you know that the japanese girls have slanted pussy!" I said, "that is such bullshit." three of them sprang to their feet! You're so stupid, jap girls have slanted pussy! I insisted, 'YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT" an airman said, "OK, Lets go ask Borovoy" (PH2 who was working the next compartment). They drug him into the front office and said, "BOROVOY, which way does Japanese pussy go?" WIthout saying a word he lifted his hand to about his eye level, made it flat toward the ground and grinned as he moved his hand back and forth."
they all starting dancing around the front office and yelling at me, "SEE, WE TOLD YOU, WE TOLD YOU!"
I still said, "Thats bullshit" but wondered. (I did clear up that controversy later once ashore in japan. happily married to a chinese girl for 20 years)
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