Finnious T Fogbottom
Earth Day
Fri Apr 22, 2016 10:52am

A cartoon of the mind:

Outside the signing of the Paris semi-scientific consensus agreement (sound familiar?) a huge gathering of angry trees are facing UN Building in New York while waving their branches in disproval. One tree is holding up a sign that says, “Haters! You are suffocating us”. Another sign reads, “We can’t live without carbon-dioxide!

While on the steps facing the crowd a frumpy, makeover depraved, very short haired woman in a stiff polyester pantsuit shrieks, “You are confused, there is just too much capitalism and carbon and we are doing what we have to do to save you! You stupid trees! WE are the only ones who know what is good for you! Stupid trees!”).

Over to the side there is a baby carriage with a sign protruding out which exclaims, “This really sucks for us too!!!!!!”).

Then there is Dan standing on his left foot who’s professional looking banner proclaims, “Getting Rid of Jobs = Jobs”.

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