See yous whits abroad at aal thae fancy regattas? Will ye no pit a photie or twa on wir clydesailing facebook?
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Clydesailing/182036415153903Dinna tell me ye huvnae wan o thae smartiephones.
You could even write a postcard's worth of words and from there I could transfer it to the main page for the entertainment of the great clydesailing unwashed.
Those of us here enjoying the persistent downpour are keen to hear it like it is from our fellow irn bru drinking kinsmen rather than your southern softie journos.