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New Los Angeles FULLY AUTOMATED Emergency Number
Sun Jan 8, 2017 9:18pm
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Due to the ongoing financial crisis in California, certain services have been reduced. As an example, here is the transcript of a recent emergency call in Los Angeles:

Thank you for calling nine one one, your Los Angeles County emergency help line. Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.

If you have a non-life threatening emergency, hang up and dial three one one, the Los Angeles County municipal services number.

For ambulance emergency, press one. For fire emergency, press two. For gas, water, and electric emergency, press three. For police emergency, press four. To repeat this menu, press zero.

FOUR

Thank you for calling your Los Angeles police emergency help line. Please choose from among the following options. For domestic violence, press one. For other assault, press two. For burlary, press three. For armed robbery, press four. For murder, press five. To return to the previous menu, press zero.

FOUR

Thank you for calling our Los Angeles police armed robbery help line. For gas station robbery, press one. For bank robbery, press two. For retail robbery, press three. For street robbery or mugging, press four. For car-jacking press five. To return to the previous menu, press zero.

TWO

Thank you for calling our Los Angeles police bank robbery help line. Our offices are now closed. Regular office hours are, Monday through Friday, eight-thirty AM through five PM. Saturday, Sunday, and holidays, closed. Please call back during our regular office hours.

Have a nice day.

Good-bye.

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