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Yokes fer Volks
Sun Mar 5, 2017 3:49pm

Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Atlanta, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each."

Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, look here! We could buy gobs of these, take 'em back to Sand Mountain, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and won't wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is from Alabama."

They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ....."

The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from South Alabama, ain't ya?"

"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?"

"Because this is a dry cleaners."


Brian and Mike were discussing the trend towards more traditional values.

Brian says "I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married, did you?"

"I'm not sure," said Mike. "What was her maiden name?"


This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.

His wife said "Where are you going?"

He said "I'm going to the doctor."

And she said "Why, are you sick?"

"No" he said, "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."

So his wife got up out of her rocker and put on her sweater.

"Where are you going?" the old man asked

She said "I'm going to the doctor too".

He said "Why?"

She replied, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."


"How about us spending the weekend in a nice quiet hotel?" he whispered in the curvy lady's ear.

"I'm afraid," she said, "that my awareness of your proclivities in the esoteric aspects of sexual behavior precludes you from such erotic confrontation."

"I don't get it," he said.

"That's right." she replied.


Linda carrying a stack of boxes from a shopping spree, was walking down the street when all of a sudden a strong wind lifts her skirt.

Jim was standing nearby and just looked and smiled.

Linda snaps at him, "Well, I can see that you're no gentleman!"

"Ya..." Jim says, "And I could see you're not either!"


A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman.

He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss?"

"Don't Miss me, mister."

"Well then, you better make it 13."

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