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Funny ... Contributed by Deanna on my board.
Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:05am

Kim Jong-Un announced at a news conference that North Korea would be landing a man on the Sun within 10 years.

A startled reporter shouted out, “But the Sun is thousands of degrees Celsius. No one can even get within 10 million miles of the sun!”

The audience was stunned at the reporter's brazen challenge and the room fell into a long silence. But instead of having the reporter arrested, Kim eventually replied: “We will land at night.” The gathering and everyone in North Korea watching on television broke into thunderous applause.

Back in Washington, Nancy Pelosi and her staff were watching the news conference. When Pelosi heard Kim's remarks about the Sun Landing, she sneered, “What an idiot - everybody knows there’s no sun at night.”

Her staff broke into thunderous applause.

    • :) (nm)Ennui, Wed Apr 11 8:59pm
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