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Mondo Fuego™
A bit naughty, but funny
Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:55pm
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While installing a new door, I found that one of the hinges was missing.

So, I asked my wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and
pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go.

While she was waiting for the Manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.

When the Manager was finished, Mary asked him, “how much is that faucet?"

The Manager replied, “that's a gold plated faucet and the price is $5000".

Mary exclaimed, “my goodness, that's an expensive faucet - certainly out of my price range."

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that I had sent her to buy.

The Manager said that he had them in stock and it was $3.49, then he went into the backroom to get one.

From the backroom the Manager yelled, "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?"

Mary shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."

...............

This is why you just can't send a woman to Home Depot.



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