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SHERIFF EXAM IN WEST TEXAS
Sat Aug 4, 2018 3:50pm
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A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big,

6' 2" strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a

bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.





When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only

dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.





After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called

him into his office for the young man's last interview. The Chief Deputy

said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your

qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an

"Attitude Suitability Test" that you must take before you can be

accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."





Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk,

the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:

six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists,

six Democrats, and a rabbit."





"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.





"You passed," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"





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