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Big John
Dusty, but look out for the...
Sat Dec 10, 2011 20:04

spider webs. What look like dust webs could in fact be disguised spidy webbers. They spidys here hide in caves they dig straight down into the floors and on down into the ground. Then they cover over the entrance with the ripped out flooring, furniture, old baby grand pianos, etc.. Very well camouflaged, but when you step on it down you go.... into the open pincer jaws of huge, 700 pound black, hairy monsters with 12 foot leg spans. First they carefully grab you with the pincers, then inject you with a poison that immobilizes you. Hope it kills you! It usually doesn't. You can see and hear but are unable to move or make a sound - but in your mind you are screaming! Then they begin spinning a thick cocoon around you and the last thing they over is your face, just as you glimpse the huge syringe-like needle heading toward your lower abdomen, ready to suc..... Oh, hi guys! Didn't see you there... hehehe I've been incredibly busy since I got some mobility back. When't through all those surgeries only to have a "physical therapist/terrorist" "rehabed" my newly completed total knee replacement (already healed, pain free and I was walking on it) by forcing the knee joint backward until she tore several ligaments. Now I can expect to spend most of the rest of my life in pain and limping badly. Doc Hudson is who ya'll are lookin' for. Give this a try: Give him a gut punch and get him back! Jim Tayor and Twyla are missionaries in Africa. Gotta get back to work. Have a Winchester Model of 1897 takedown 12 ga w/30" bbl to convert into a M97 takedown Trench Gun and a Bowie knife I've tried three different guard/handle combinations on that I've gotta finish for a missionary dude down in Guatamala or someplace. Take care guys. I'll be back with this machine tells me there's been traffic in here. Gotta leave a message though or it don't tell me goat droppings. :-)

  • Dusty??John Ammeter, Fri Dec 9 22:42
    Not dusty... just unused to the extreme.. I check it every day or so with the hopes to see some of my friends here. I'm trying to remember now the name of the fellow that wanted to go on the horse... more
    • Dusty, but look out for the... — Big John, Sat Dec 10 20:04
      • Spiders...John Ammeter, Sat Dec 10 20:29
        Several years ago when I was much younger and much smaller my two brothers and I decided to explore a cave near our house. It was a "crack" in the hillside and the floor of it sloped downhill and... more
        • Spidy holesBig John, Sun Dec 11 17:59
          And I most solemnly promise and swear not to go check it out and report back to you. You'll just have to wonder. Sorry.
          • I've offered to show several people where this is...John Ammeter, Sun Dec 11 20:57
            but, strangely, no one has taken me up on the offer. Who knows, there may be Indian relics down there. The area is known to be an Indian Spiritual site.....
            • Indian spiritual siteBig John, Sun Dec 11 23:52
              My property is out a ways from the Casa Grande Ruins, but the Hohokam people and others dug hundreds of miles of irrigation canals and had thousands of acres of land under cultivation all through the ... more
        • "all we have to fear is fear itself - and spiders" Having spent a good portion of my life within the confines of the Amazon basin, it has been my lot to observe a wide variety of biological beings.... more
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