Well, I try not to think about those places. I'd rather just find my wonderful Fluttershy. But the chances of that happening are so ridiculously small it's actually depressing.
You know what's even scarier than the thought of us all being Neo-Nazis? Goddamn Daleks. I'm not even Whovian, but I know what they're like.
But let's focus on the ponies. The most depressing thing about that is that if, someplace, FiM is real, so is G3. But there's totally a Fluttershy out there, and we all want her. *cuddles imagined Fluttershy plushy, squees a little*
Also, I can't stand revolvers. I just think they're a terrible choice. Six shots at best, at least ten seconds reload time, a pain in the arse to carry around all that loose ammunition, not to mention the fact that revolvers are generally large, bulky, noisy, high-calibre weapons that are near impossible to conceal and will have about twenty guys on you with the first shot you fire. With revolvers, your best bet is actually a Pugnose .38, because they're a relatively small-calibre revolver (most are .45) with a short barrel, and it isn't quite so generally big. It's still a loud bugger, but it's actually better than a Colt, at least for my purposes.
You, sir, have inserted the barrel of your magical fandom revolver into my ear and BLOWN MY MIND. I have always wished that the Hetalia nations were real. Possibilities... However, it also means that ... more
I watch C-Span a lot. I'm pretty sure I've seen Alfred in the gallery a couple times, looking BORED TO TEARS. XD But seriously. I like this idea a LOT. That means that everything wonderful I've... more
If I could move to any universe, I would pick Ponyville in Equestria. It just seems so nice there, and I love small towns. True, I do prefer semi-automatics when it comes to handguns. Lots of room in ... more
I am having this conversation with a woman, yes? Marry me. Yes, revolvers are BA and fun to use, but it's just not practical in the age of SMGs and automated turrets. If I had the choice, I'd leave... more
My school of thought on this matter is 'why pick one place when you can travel with the Doctor and see them all'. But that's just me. If I *had* to just pick ONE, I'd go with Hogwarts. It's been my... more
As much as I love the Potter-'verse, I really couldn't live there. As a Muggle, I wouldn't be able to enjoy the reasons I would be going there in the first place. Middle-Earth? Too many Nazgūl, Orcs, ... more
See, Equestria's TOO pink and fluffy for me. I'd keep vomiting pink sugar everywhere...and then getting annoyed when I had hooves instead of hands... And then getting even MORE annoyed because I'd be ... more
Oh, yeah, I've read Inkheart/Inkspell/Inkdeath. It's been a while though. Dustfinger is goddamn awesome. Him and Orpheus. I had a nightmare about Watership Down once. I was a rabbit. Got stuck in a... more
I didn't like Orpheus much, mostly because he screwed Dustfinger over so bad. Dustfinger is one of my lust objects (how could you tell?) and so I tend to want to set things up so that he gets a happy ... more
Very true. I shot an assault rifle once, too. There was a lot less of a kick than I expected, but the thing was so loud I could feel it in my teeth. Were I to go to Equestria, I would have to drag my ... more
Barret .50 cal sniper rifles are louder. And the newer ones might burn you if you shoot funny. As to living at Redwall, I'd be hard pressed to choose between there and Salamandastron. Salamandastron... more
They're ARTILLERY. Developed for extreme long range sniping and anti-vehicle duty. (And I think it cover "bullet-proof Sues too) Military spec ammo not only can take down helicopters and aircrafts,... more
I was close enough. Anti-tank rifle, basically. It's just that it's not only tanks. Still fires bullets, not shells. There's still rifling in the barrel, unless someone figured out a way to make... more
I thought it had to be fired only from its bipod, though. Well, one of my Agents owns an M82A1, and is going to use it in his next mission. He's going to fire it from a prone position with bipod... more
I'm afraid I have reached the end of my extremely limited gun know-how. All I know I learned at Venture Shooting Sports Weekend a couple years ago. The only problem with either universe for me is... more