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firemagic
It's worse that you know
Wed Mar 7, 2012 7:22pm
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Yeah. The main character works for an interdimensional organization that thinks mages are extremely rare--there've been, as far as they know, two good mages in the last 100 years or so. The main character, Nanoha, also recently suffered a massive injury that means if she uses a lot of magic, she could lose her ability to use it completely.

Suddenly, a guy on a broom flies up to her and wants her to teach at his magic school, in a subject she knows nothing about, when she is eleven years old, has school and training for the aforementioned agency, and CAN"T USE A TON OF MAGIC. AS IN, WHAT HOGWARTS TEACHES. AT A SCHOOL THAT SHOULD NOT EXIST. See any problems here? I don't think Dumbledore even explains what Hogwarts IS.

Oh, and Nanoha's family tree is a teeny-bit small. See, her dad is a retired ninja bodyguard, who quit the business, married, and changed his name after most of his family died. His only relative, other than his children, is his sister, whose husband died and who works at an antiterrorist organization in China, I think. This fic says that Snape is Nanoha's UNCLE. HE SHOULD BE A NINJA AND DEAD.

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  • Help... the stupid, it burns...firemagic, Wed Mar 7 2:24pm
    So, I was looking around the Pit, when I found something horrible, stupid, and canon-breaking. Its author calls it 'Legendary Heroes' and it's a Nanoha/Harry Potter crossover.... more
    • Ow.gibbousmoons, Thu Mar 15 10:01pm
      I couldn't read past the first paragraph, it was so disjointed. First, "A special charm" is just about the worst way to describe magic while still using proper grammar, and I have vagueness in spell... more
    • Brain hurty.Ivan the Not-so-Terrible, Sat Mar 10 5:00am
      "Ms. Figg revealed that she was a Squid later" Aaaaaaaagggggghhhhhh! Strange mental images! I read one chapter and all characters I recognized were OOC/possesed/replaced. Plus there was the bad... more
      • Oh god yes.Ellipsis Flood, Sat Mar 10 5:03am
        I saw that line too. It reminded me of First Encounter. AAAAAAAAAH!
    • Only in the Pit...Frostbiter, Fri Mar 9 12:34am
      (clutches head and convulses on the floor) You're right, the lack of logic is just mind shattering.
    • Re: Help... the stupid, it burns...desdendelle, Thu Mar 8 6:35pm
      Ehhh? Am I reading this right? Nanoha is the new DADA teacher, in Hogwarts? Ehhh? -Grasps heads, mumbles incoherently- Ohmygodkillitkillitdestroyitkillitannihilateit
      • Re: Help... the stupid, it burns...firemagic, Thu Mar 8 6:45pm
        That's what Sergio and I are gonna do. And yes, this is post robot-claw-through-the-chest. Also, she's eleven.
        • Re: Help... the stupid, it burns...firemagic, Thu Mar 8 6:45pm
          AND THIS IS WHEN UMBRIDGE IS THERE.
          • ...wait.Ellipsis Flood, Fri Mar 9 4:26am
            Is "character from foreign continuum replaces Umbridge as the DADA teacher" turning into a genre on its own?
          • Re: Help... the stupid, it burns...desdendelle, Thu Mar 8 7:58pm
            Oh my god. They're messing with Nanoha. The bastards. Kill 'em all, I say; they are effing /messing/ with Nanoha.
            • That's what the M82A1 anti-materiel rifle is for.Sergio Turbo, Fri Mar 9 6:46am
              Heavy, you're a sitting duck with it, but .50 caliber explosive armor piercing incendiary rounds (Yeah, they do exist) kill anything up to Replacement!Nanoha level. For her, we have another plan.
    • Wow.Aeidhryn, Wed Mar 7 6:39pm
      I'm pretty sure OMG is not Japanese.
      • Re: Wow.firemagic, Wed Mar 7 7:17pm
        No. No it's not. Although I don't know whether Fangirl Japanese would be better.
    • Welp.TheScribe, Wed Mar 7 5:04pm
      I don't actually know Nanoha, but every Harry Potter character is pitifully OOC and my brain also broke during the first chapter by the way. It's so broken that I temporarily forgot how to use commas.
    • I'm in. (nm)Sergio Turbo, Wed Mar 7 3:24pm
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