Enjoy the complimentary food... and here's some more. An apple-pear. Also, a free vocabulary word: gamine: an urchin.
Hi, and have some bleeprin! You never know when you'll need it, especially on the internet.
Welcome! Have a cupcake! Packaged insanity, huh? Everyone knows the best insanity is unprocessed, organically-grown madness!
Welcome. Have some chopsticks. Good for hair things, food, knitting, and stabbing...stuff.
Oh, and you created a Fluttershy mini in your post.
Welcome to the Board, I see you have a fine array of interests there! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Welcome. I guess you won't need the awesome-laced cookie. Have a stray Missingno. instead.
Glad to have you here. ^^ Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. PTerry! *holy horns* I approve mightily. Indeed, you shall do well here. Just... don't ask for the worst the internet has,...
more Greetings, new friend! Have a thinny! Just, uh, don't get too close . . . Nightmare Moon is best pony.
PPC Informal Rule #1: Avoid tempting the Ironic Overpower whenever possible. In other news, have a shiny knife. It is good for killing things with. But most importantly, it is...
more A fellow Australian, eh? And a brony too. Well, welcome to the PPC and all the insanity it brings. Here, take a pyrotechnic conifer and a copy of Daring Do and the Quest for the Sapphire Stone. But I ...
more Seriously, I'm American. But hallo and welcome to the PPC! Have a box of twinkies, for when the nuclear apocalypse arrives! Also, a Luggage-Mini from the Discworld. (It's named Eskarrina.)
Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water! Half-life now reduced to 10^7 years!