Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXI!
Fri May 4, 2012 9:44pm
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1449 Addendum: The last time someone did that, the fans went rabid 1457 Addendum: I am not allowed to have a flamethrower built into my body. If my body wasn't like that at recruitment, I don't get to make it that way later. Addendum 2: No, I am not allowed to use time-travel to put a flamethrower in my body before I get recruited. -Akemi Homura and the Doctor are not allowed to meet -I am not allowed to call Kyubey out on his not-knowledge of entropy -Throwing a Magi!Sue's Soul Gem down a pit, while satisfying, still does not kill her (unless it breaks.) Destroy it properly. -In the event a Puella Magi Suefic involves a timeskip or coma scene, I am not allowed to steal the Sue's soul gem for a few days, let her body rot, and then watch as everyone fawns over a girl with half her face gone. -Dumping a body in a Witch's barrier to dispose of it is fine. Dumping a body on top of Kyubey while he's in a barrier is not. --Yes, he deserves it, but he's never in a barrier and not with the main cast. -Introducing Sakura Kinomoto or Usagi Tsukino to any cast member of Madoka is Right Out. -Queen Chrysalis is not swiss cheese and I should stop treating her as such. -Telling Charlotte that Queen Chrysalis is in fact a rare black cheese is cruel... to Charlotte. -I will not spam Mami with the message 'Mami Mogu Mogu' --Or with the wide, wide variety of CharlotteXMami fanart. -I will not feed Kyubey a bomb cleverly disguised as a Grief Seed.
1445. Under no circumstances am I to swap bodies with a canon character. -Or a canon extra. -Or a Mary Sue. -Getting into a zarquil game is right out. -I may swap bodies with the love of my life if... more
A few more... — Ivan the Not-so-Terrible,Sun May 6 12:26am
Duct-taping MREs to yourself and bluffing a suicide bombing is not an appropriate way to get a raise from the flowers. It won't work. - Nor is it appropriate to use against a Sue. - Or an Agent. - Or ... more
-I will not market regular sunflower seeds as "Grow your own leader." -I will not use Luxury as an excuse for why I was late for something if it isn't true. It only invites the possibility for it to... more
They are also not allowed to get into any situation where they could reproduce. *shudder* No one needs frightening, blonde, over-libidio'ed children running around.
I've lost track of what numbers we should be on now, but I've got a couple to submit; - I will treat this list as the warning it was intended as, not as a series of challenges. Related to the above;... more
-As far as we can tell, Princess Cadence is not a Sue... ...and you're not allowed to kill Canon characters anyway. -I will not set up fights between Team Edward fans and Team Jacob fans, no matter... more
Although it was worded differently. Yeah, the little cat-rabbit bastard isn't well liked among the PPC. I'd like to put a couple bullets through him myself. No points for guessing on what I'm going... more
While I'd like to do it, my time is swallowed by other stuff and I'm not very physically fit either. I do like to do things like building targets and exercise my aiming skills, though. Until now, I... more
#?. I will not assemble a team of the greatest fictional detectives of all time in an attempt to solve any real world mysteries. -Or any other world's mysteries. #?. I will not give Gollum a... more
1460. I will not give Mordin Solus coffee. -I will especially not give him coffee as an incentive to make him sing "Scientist Salarian". -I will especially not give him coffee if he is standing next... more
1460. I am not allowed to teach Sherlock Holmes to count cards and let him loose on Vegas. - This also goes for Ender Wiggin. - And Granny Weatherwax. - And Lelouch Lamperouge. - I am also not... more
1460: -Or Tzeench. Although he probably knows how already. I am not allowed to take an Ipod and speakers into fantasy canons and pretend to be a wizard.
~I will not draw England's eyebrows on people as they sleep. ~~Especially not if the person happens to be America. ~~Or anyone from the Hetalia fandom, for that matter. ~~I will not draw England's... more
1485. "AMERICA!" is not an appropriate battle cry for an organization that spans multiple universes. - In that same vein, American is not the only language I know, and I will not insist that everyone ... more
1478. I will not treat DoI stakeout duty as a field trip. -Even if it is in my favourite 'verse. 1479. I will not use Jarate to aggravate Sues during a mission. -If it is part of my loadout, I will... more
14...74?. I am not allowed to introduce Agent Luxury to a White Court vampire "to see what would happen." 1475. I am not the Dragonborn. Consequently, shouting "Fus Ro Dah!" at a crowd in the... more
-Luxury is not to be allowed anywhere near Thomas Raith, especially during the last scene involving him in Ghost Story. -No matter how much bad stuff she goes through, I am not allowed to print out... more
1478. While Chibiterasu is adorable, kidnapping him and using him to disable people with sheer force of cute is not allowed. - Nor may I use Kyubei's disturbing, expressionless stare to terrify... more
Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXI! — firemagic,Fri May 4 9:44pm
-- In fact, I will not try to kill Kyubey in any way. While he deserves it, killing canons is forbidden. --- Besides, he would just reincarnate again. -I will always make sure that Kyubey is properly ... more
-Homura does not want Madoka's panties. She will probably fill you with bullets for suggesting it. -I will not explain to Kyoko the 'value of used panties' --As soon as she reads this, Luxury will... more
Speaking of Kyubey... -I am not allowed to make a contract with Kyubey. --This counts double if I am male. -I cannot force canon or OC characters to contract either.
Addendum to the second: -That would be cruel, and attempting to do it will probably result in the characters wishing for me to be destroyed. -I will not make logic-bomb wishes (I wish that I was not... more
I am not a consulting detective. -People find it rude when I try to deduce their life stories with a single glance. I will not bring up jam around Agents who work in the Sherlock fandom. -Same goes... more
I will not break a Pinkie Pie Promise. -I will also not make a Pinkie Pie Promise in the first place if I can't keep it. I will not attempt to make an agent sick by booby trapping their food with one ... more