Those are very right and proper idols. :D Especially July's. I personally would love to be a fly on the wall during Vimes' typical day.
And oh, my, that IS a Suicide song if I ever heard one. I especially like these lines:
Well I'm always f*ckin' drinkin', drinkin' myself blind Drinkin' my own blood because I'm above the human kind Don't give a f*ck and I'm always f*ckin' mad And don't you ever think about puttin me in your god damn rehab
Of course, properly, I think it should be a heavy metal remix. But pour enough kefir in him and I'm sure he'll come up with one for us. XD
July's is simple. Sam Vimes is definitely her main one, since he tries to do his duty- even when everything is conspiring against him or is juuuust slightly beyond his kenning. Which is something she ... more