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Huinesoron
The correct thing to do...
Mon May 7, 2012 1:18am
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... is to make the whole thing a heavy-handed metaphor for how Christianity (of your precise preferred breed) is far far better than any other religion.

And then get a hammer.

And write 'CULTURAL SENSITIVITY' on the hammer.

(It has to be a big hammer)

(No, bigger than that)

And then hit everyone over the head with it if they object.

I think that is definitely the correct thing to do.

Also you should make every line of dialogue a line from one of the songs in Disney's version.

hS, culterarly senerteef! (and tired)

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  • Or actually, possibly the Torah as well. I suppose I should provide some context? See, I'm writing a story that has been smoldering in the back of my mind for years - the story of the son(s) of... more
    • An answer.Mysterial, Mon May 7 8:18am
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    • The correct thing to do... — Huinesoron, Mon May 7 1:18am
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