...I'd hope not. *shiver* The Gilesbie!Dracobus would be the stuff of nightmares. Possibly. Actually, we could probably do with a drawing of it to test this theory.
szaleniec1000 on LJ put up some examples of badfic dialogue after multiple runs through Google Translate, and I thought it may be fun. Here's the first paragraph of legolas by laura, run through... more
I give you the first paragraph of NARUTO VEANGANCE REVELAITONS translated from english to french, to russian,to malay, to chinese, and then back to english. Here: Five days later, I left his house... more
Heh heh heh. — Ivan the Not-so-Terrible,Thu May 10 8:35pm
Hepatitis blue hair. ... ... Bwahahahaha! I must see how the Words express this.
Let's join the fun. Taking the same paragraph, and going through Japanese, Hebrew, Basque, Yiddish before translating it back to English. "His horse, legolas, Aragon Chooses his "coming out was a... more
It's from a lesser-known half-legendary badfic, Time of Your Life, but I can't find anything that you guys haven't already done *headdesk* Translated from English to Hatian Creole to Japanese to... more
"My Immortal," Chapter Two, translated from English to Slovak to German to Japanese to Norwegian to English. AmDagen Am, I woke up in his bedroom. The snow rain again. I'm from the bottle I had... more
Entire Translated Content: From English to Czech to Hebrew to Japanese to Arabic to English to Danish to Chinese (Simplified) to Russian to Latin to Irish to English. Gordon Freeman, John Mann and... more
Um, sorry. What I meant what, fun! Although, FF.net is currently blocked at my house, so I must rely on bits from missions to do this... Ah well! Here we go, from 'Saigo no Tanjoobi' original: My... more
This is gonna be a big one... But she was no longer "Akemi Homura", as the black started to fade slowly, her body was again visible, she looked the same as "Homura" had but she had a witch's hat, and ... more
Enjoy some from 'Homumado-When the world ends.' She stopped drop dead and jumped in the last moment to me before the new Soul Gem was formed, I spun my shield which had no sand left to stop time into ... more
Forward was all I knew. Even as the path became deeper and the pool of boiling water surrounded me, I walked. Even as I nearly drowned in my own wake, I walked on. I walked forward without stopping... more
Ms. Figg revealed that she was a Squid later, and said something about Mudungus Fletcher. I was sent to Ron's, and well, before that, I got a letter from the Ministry of Magic, and a couple of others ... more
The fiery blast from the fire forced her long hair back, as if a rush of wind blew through Sarah's hair. The hex of firepower engulfed yet another building .Flowing; blonde hair fell to her back,... more
Light and Dark: The Adventures of Dark Yagami Original: AT MIKAMIS HOUSE IN A HELICOPTER L turned on the sirens of the helicopter and shouted "come out with your hands up or I will shoot you!". There ... more
So, I went from Italian to Japanese to Norwegian to Latin and then back to English. My name is Psyche topaz your Twila (Karen can not, however, still meet ddnt bcuz Edward) in NI through the night is ... more
English to Russian to Korean to Latvian to Swahili to Icelandic back to English- He shattered skull was crowded space flight wing Dobby body, he groinsaw crash. He pushed his blood turned to nautical ... more
...time to get 'My Immortal' out of the way! *gasp!* Warning! HimochiIsAwesome will not be supplying bleeprin for anyone who reads these recursively translated legendary badfics! All charges will be... more
Image Manipulation FTW! I present to you, Taxi Malfoy, in everyone's FAVORITE ART STYYYYLE: STYLISTIC SUCK! (WARNING IMAGE BELOW!!! Completely SFW. Your brain, however...)
Ah makes sense. *Draco Voice* Those weasels wouldn't even be able to pay for a few miles anyway! (DISCLAIMER: I personally think that the Weasley's are epic. I don't get why people bash them...)
Well, it's not uncommon for Slytherin(plural?) and Ravenclaws to share similar traits. In the same way that Gryffindor and Hufflepuff are similar. ...Wait. How the hell did we get to discussing... more
Doom: Repercussions of Evil, through German, Dutch, Afrikaans, Italian, Finnish, and French. John Stalvern odotti.Valot above him blinked and brought from heaven. It was founded on the demons. You... more
The following is part of "the fifth and a half element" run through Croatian, then Danish, then Filipino, then back into English again. (May be kinda long. But it is SFW, I recommend you have some of ... more
This is from The Girl and Her Dragon. Original: Hiccup was in awe as he was helping Astrid make dinner as Toothless was playing with the Nadder outside as he remembered seeing Kana on that dragon... more
From "Echoes of the Narbeleth". Original: It has been long said that for each race there is a most beautiful maiden. For the dwarves, it is Pegeli of Moria (alas, the tragedy of her death; Dwarf... more