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Want to play Recursive Translation? — Laburnum, Wed May 9 12:54pm

szaleniec1000 on LJ put up some examples of badfic dialogue after multiple runs through Google Translate, and I thought it may be fun. Here's the first paragraph of legolas by laura, run through... more
- Mwahahaha — Mysterial, Thu May 10 5:10pm
  
  I give you the first paragraph of NARUTO VEANGANCE REVELAITONS translated from english to french, to russian,to malay, to chinese, and then back to english. Here: Five days later, I left his house... more
- - Heh heh heh. — Ivan the Not-so-Terrible, Thu May 10 8:35pm
    
    Hepatitis blue hair. ... ... Bwahahahaha! I must see how the Words express this.
- T'hehehe- — desdendelle, Thu May 10 8:39am
  
  Let's join the fun. Taking the same paragraph, and going through Japanese, Hebrew, Basque, Yiddish before translating it back to English. "His horse, legolas, Aragon Chooses his "coming out was a... more
- Welp. — TheScribe, Thu May 10 8:15am
  
  It's from a lesser-known half-legendary badfic, Time of Your Life, but I can't find anything that you guys haven't already done *headdesk* Translated from English to Hatian Creole to Japanese to... more
- - Agh, this is too much fun. — TheScribe, Thu May 10 8:25am
    
    "My Immortal," Chapter Two, translated from English to Slovak to German to Japanese to Norwegian to English. AmDagen Am, I woke up in his bedroom. The snow rain again. I'm from the bottle I had... more
  - - The translation made more sense than the original — ThatOne, Thu May 10 4:41pm
      
      And Draco speaks caveman speak. "Yes... you go with me?"
- Halflife Fulllife Consequences - The Translation — Crimson Flight, Wed May 9 10:46pm
  
  Entire Translated Content: From English to Czech to Hebrew to Japanese to Arabic to English to Danish to Chinese (Simplified) to Russian to Latin to Irish to English. Gordon Freeman, John Mann and... more
- oooh.... (nm) — firemagic, Wed May 9 5:33pm
- - CURSE YOU ENTER KEY! — firemagic, Wed May 9 5:38pm
    
    Um, sorry. What I meant what, fun! Although, FF.net is currently blocked at my house, so I must rely on bits from missions to do this... Ah well! Here we go, from 'Saigo no Tanjoobi' original: My... more
  - - 'The ever last secret of Puella Magi' — firemagic, Wed May 9 6:47pm
      
      This is gonna be a big one... But she was no longer "Akemi Homura", as the black started to fade slowly, her body was again visible, she looked the same as "Homura" had but she had a witch's hat, and ... more
    - Goodness, I have a lot of badfic quotes today... — firemagic, Wed May 9 6:36pm
      
      Enjoy some from 'Homumado-When the world ends.' She stopped drop dead and jumped in the last moment to me before the new Soul Gem was formed, I spun my shield which had no sand left to stop time into ... more
    - - Not to forget Mickey Sayaka. — Sergio Turbo, Thu May 10 4:22pm
        
        I am currently experiencing the mental image of Mickey Mouse with a sword and wearing Sayaka's Puella Magi outfit. Need. Bleeprin. Badly.
      - Re: Not to forget Mickey Sayaka. — Mechajin, Thu May 10 4:36pm
        
        *Stuffs some NM&NM's in Sergio's mouth* There. Consider yourself bleeped. and also scarred by the suvian colors.
    - Animist and the Anarchist — firemagic, Wed May 9 6:25pm
      
      Forward was all I knew. Even as the path became deeper and the pool of boiling water surrounded me, I walked. Even as I nearly drowned in my own wake, I walked on. I walked forward without stopping... more
    - - Re: Animist and the Anarchist — Mechajin, Wed May 9 6:31pm
        
        Oh miss Mother Nature, please don't kill me. Oh, and also, could you buy some Oaks on the way home? Ta.
    - And from Legendary Heroes — firemagic, Wed May 9 6:02pm
      
      Ms. Figg revealed that she was a Squid later, and said something about Mudungus Fletcher. I was sent to Ron's, and well, before that, I got a letter from the Ministry of Magic, and a couple of others ... more
    - More translations, from 'Raven's Roses' — firemagic, Wed May 9 5:54pm
      
      The fiery blast from the fire forced her long hair back, as if a rush of wind blew through Sarah's hair. The hex of firepower engulfed yet another building .Flowing; blonde hair fell to her back,... more
- Re: Recursive Translation — AnnaBee, Wed May 9 4:21pm
  
  Light and Dark: The Adventures of Dark Yagami Original: AT MIKAMIS HOUSE IN A HELICOPTER L turned on the sirens of the helicopter and shouted "come out with your hands up or I will shoot you!". There ... more
- - Heh. — Ivan the Not-so-Terrible, Wed May 9 8:43pm
    
    The light stole the economy! That's the source of the US financial crisis! Get it!
- Twila, da girl who was in luv w/ a vampir — TheMadHatteress, Wed May 9 3:23pm
  
  So, I went from Italian to Japanese to Norwegian to Latin and then back to English. My name is Psyche topaz your Twila (Karen can not, however, still meet ddnt bcuz Edward) in NI through the night is ... more
- 30 H's — ThatOne, Wed May 9 3:04pm
  
  English to Russian to Korean to Latvian to Swahili to Icelandic back to English- He shattered skull was crowded space flight wing Dobby body, he groinsaw crash. He pushed his blood turned to nautical ... more
- 'My Immortal', Google Translate Edition. — HimochiIsAwesome, Wed May 9 2:22pm
  
  ...time to get 'My Immortal' out of the way! *gasp!* Warning! HimochiIsAwesome will not be supplying bleeprin for anyone who reads these recursively translated legendary badfics! All charges will be... more
- - "Taxi Malfoy" — PitViperOfDoom, Wed May 9 2:33pm
    
    Somebody needs to draw that. Is that like the Catbus?
  - - Re: "Taxi Malfoy" — Mechajin, Wed May 9 3:01pm
      
      Image Manipulation FTW! I present to you, Taxi Malfoy, in everyone's FAVORITE ART STYYYYLE: STYLISTIC SUCK! (WARNING IMAGE BELOW!!! Completely SFW. Your brain, however...)
    - - Heh. — Ivan the Not-so-Terrible, Wed May 9 4:01pm
        
        I saw it as a taxi line of purebloods. Ride Taxi Malfoy! Purebloods ride free! Everyone else, 10 Knuts/mile.
      - Re: Heh. — Mechajin, Wed May 9 4:08pm
        Nah, that's only for Muggles. — AnnaBee, Wed May 9 4:12pm
        
        Mudbloods and half-bloods just pay cash.
        Re: Nah, that's only for Muggles. — Mechajin, Wed May 9 4:23pm
        
        Ah makes sense. *Draco Voice* Those weasels wouldn't even be able to pay for a few miles anyway! (DISCLAIMER: I personally think that the Weasley's are epic. I don't get why people bash them...)
        I'm a SLYTHERIN- — AnnaBee, Wed May 9 4:31pm
        
        According to Pottermore, anyway- and I want to be a Weasley. They're so awesome. :D
        Re: I'm a SLYTHERIN- — Mechajin, Wed May 9 4:40pm
        
        I got Hufflepuff. Ew. Yellow! D:
        I'm a Slytherclaw. — AnnaBee, Wed May 9 5:07pm
        
        The Quiz says I'm a Snake, everyone I know says I'm a Raven. So. Slytherclaw.
        Re: I'm a Slytherclaw. — Mechajin, Wed May 9 5:18pm
        
        Well, it's not uncommon for Slytherin(plural?) and Ravenclaws to share similar traits. In the same way that Gryffindor and Hufflepuff are similar. ...Wait. How the hell did we get to discussing... more
        The Draco Malfoy Taxi? — AnnaBee, Wed May 9 5:34pm
        
        And yeah. I know what you mean. Mind, I have a friend who's a Slytherpuff. Slytherin or Slytherins, IDK.
        ...^^' — HimochiIsAwesome, Thu May 10 3:19pm
        
        And I thought I was the only rambly one~ I'm a Slytherin on Pottermore, too. I blame Merlin. *cough*FeatherHex5587*cough*
        Heh. It's just me. — AnnaBee, Thu May 10 4:16pm
        
        LOL, nicely done. I'm YewHallow1916.
      - *flails* — HimochiIsAwesome, Wed May 9 3:05pm
        
        My mind is blown .
    - Oh... — HimochiIsAwesome, Wed May 9 2:37pm
      
      ...I'd hope not. *shiver* The Gilesbie!Dracobus would be the stuff of nightmares. Possibly. Actually, we could probably do with a drawing of it to test this theory.
- Re: Want to play Recursive Translation? — PitViperOfDoom, Wed May 9 2:21pm
  
  Doom: Repercussions of Evil, through German, Dutch, Afrikaans, Italian, Finnish, and French. John Stalvern odotti.Valot above him blinked and brought from heaven. It was founded on the demons. You... more
- Ooh. Fun. — Mechajin, Wed May 9 1:18pm
  
  The following is part of "the fifth and a half element" run through Croatian, then Danish, then Filipino, then back into English again. (May be kinda long. But it is SFW, I recommend you have some of ... more
- - Errr. — Ivan the Not-so-Terrible, Wed May 9 2:07pm
    
    That makes some sense. You should translate it through Swahili or Klingon. Or something.
- Re: Want to play Recursive Translation? — Phobos, Wed May 9 1:11pm
  
  This is from The Girl and Her Dragon. Original: Hiccup was in awe as he was helping Astrid make dinner as Toothless was playing with the Nadder outside as he remembered seeing Kana on that dragon... more
- - Re: Want to play Recursive Translation? — Antigone68104, Wed May 9 1:30pm
    
    From "Echoes of the Narbeleth". Original: It has been long said that for each race there is a most beautiful maiden. For the dwarves, it is Pegeli of Moria (alas, the tragedy of her death; Dwarf... more

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