Ms. Figg revealed that she was a Squid later, and said something about Mudungus Fletcher. I was sent to Ron's, and well, before that, I got a letter from the Ministry of Magic, and a couple of others discussing me getting expelled, stuff like that. After SOME time, we could finally go to Diagon Alley...
Translated: Mrs. Figg, I was told nothing about Mudungus clear and Fletcher for squid. Accepted and will be sent to Ron, and also provided some discussion earlier, and I got a letter from the Ministry of Magic to me something like that. After some time I was able to move at the end of Diagon Alley.
Yes. Harry had to stand at the end of Diagon Alley for days.
Now that I had everything, I walked back to the Leaky Cauldron. There, Dumbledore had rented me a room. I walked into my room and practiced new spells. However, I accidentally knocked something over... (One Day Later) I smiled at Hagrid as I got into a boat. Although I was a teacher, I wanted to act like a student more. I sigh, my books sitting in my lap. As I caught sight of the castle, I gasped. This was Hogwarts? Fate and Arf would've said that was their mansion, although that was still a castle.
Translated: I went and had everything back into the boiler leak now. There I rented a room Dumbledore. Apply in a room of its own, a new era. However, I accidentally threw something ... (After today) I smiled Hagrid was in the boat. Even though I was a teacher, I wanted to behave like a student again. Breathe a sigh of relief and my book to sit on his knee. I look at the castle, and I'm breathless. This is how Hogwarts? Fate and the ASEAN Regional Forum, but
I see, Arf, Fate's dog familiar, is now the ASEAN Regional Forum. Still, it's somewhat coherent-ish, aside from Nanoha's books growing enough anatomy to sit.
szaleniec1000 on LJ put up some examples of badfic dialogue after multiple runs through Google Translate, and I thought it may be fun. Here's the first paragraph of legolas by laura, run through... more
I give you the first paragraph of NARUTO VEANGANCE REVELAITONS translated from english to french, to russian,to malay, to chinese, and then back to english. Here: Five days later, I left his house... more
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Um, sorry. What I meant what, fun! Although, FF.net is currently blocked at my house, so I must rely on bits from missions to do this... Ah well! Here we go, from 'Saigo no Tanjoobi' original: My... more
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So, I went from Italian to Japanese to Norwegian to Latin and then back to English. My name is Psyche topaz your Twila (Karen can not, however, still meet ddnt bcuz Edward) in NI through the night is ... more
English to Russian to Korean to Latvian to Swahili to Icelandic back to English- He shattered skull was crowded space flight wing Dobby body, he groinsaw crash. He pushed his blood turned to nautical ... more
...time to get 'My Immortal' out of the way! *gasp!* Warning! HimochiIsAwesome will not be supplying bleeprin for anyone who reads these recursively translated legendary badfics! All charges will be... more
Well, it's not uncommon for Slytherin(plural?) and Ravenclaws to share similar traits. In the same way that Gryffindor and Hufflepuff are similar. ...Wait. How the hell did we get to discussing... more
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