But screw it, happy Birthday! Here's a triple chocolate cupcake (chocolate w/ chocolate chips and chocolate icing). Don't forget to blow out the candle!

Have some Drooble's Best Blowing Gum.

*hugs*

I was going to get you cake, but you already have enough. But all I had left was this half-finished paper maché statue of a half-seagull half-shark. So, um, it's an original present, at least~ ^^'... more

Enjoy this basket of assorted precious gemstones as a birthday gift. Now get off my lawn!

I hope you have a great birthday. :) Have some chocolate, and some Dr.Pepper too. Have fun! :)

Here's a cupcake.

Have a cookie cake.

Now we must sing the song that makes everyone sound tone-deaf. Or I could just link you to the Beatles' song- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztoSUhbNntQ *shoves cake in your face and runs away... more

Have some bleepolate-chip cookies!

Have a birthday hat!

*was planning on rearranging the cosmos in your image, but got lazy and wound up getting you a gift card instead*

Have some cake. I've been helping my sister with prep for a bake sale, and there were leftovers. No icing though... *shrugs* Happy birthday! *blows on a noisemaker*