...after this, I'm done. I swear.
All right then, after much debating, here are the monsters and stats I came up with:
Zelda monsters:Moblin
Can be found in Hyrule Castle, Hyrule Field or Lost Woods.
Atk: 3
Def: 3
HP: 3
Bokoblin
Can be found in Hyrule Field, Lost Woods, or Death Mountain.
Atk: 2
Def: 2
HP: 3
Skulltula
Can be found in Lost Woods or Death Mountain.
Atk: 1
Def: 4
HP: 3
Leever
Can be found in Hyrule Field or Gerudo Valley.
Atk: 3
Def: 1
HP: 4
Ganondorf
Can be found in Temple of Time or Ganon's Tower. Remember kids: it is written that only Link can defeat Ganon...
Atk: 5
Def: 5
HP: 5
Half-Life monstersHead humper Headcrab
Can be found in ALL Half-Life Locations.
Atk: 2
Def: 1
HP: 1
Zombie
Can be found in Ravenholm, City 17, or Highway 17.
Atk: 3
Def: 2
HP: 4
Overwatch
Can be found in City 17, Highway 17, or White Forest.
Atk: 3
Def: 2
HP: 3
Houndeye
Can be found in Black Mesa or Xen.
Atk: 2
Def: 1
HP: 2
StarCraft monstersFeaturing the Swarm!
Zergling
Can be found in ALL StarCraft Locations.
Atk: 2
Def: 1
HP: 1
Hydralisk
Can be found on Mar Sara, Aiur, or the Char Nydus Network.
Atk: 3
Def: 3
HP: 2
Mutalisk
Can be found on Aiur.
Atk: 3
Def: 2
HP: 4
Aaaaand last but not least, your canons:
Link
Speed: 3
Saria
Speed: 1
Princess Ruto
Speed: 3
Gordon Freeman
Speed: 3
Barney Calhoun
Speed: 2
Alyx Vance
Speed: 2