I realize it's a bit of an odd way of writing something, but I just couldn't resist showing off how much I love the show. If you want to read it, there's an encoder/decoder here: http://themysteryofgravityfalls.com/
And if you take the time to actually decipher it, I've pretty much answered to your second complaint.
1) I thought this was a troll to begin with, and saw no reason to look into it further. 2) "Because I can" is not an acceptable reason for anything. It is especially not an acceptable reason for you... more