Singing the Hedgehog Song around anyone from the BBC Sherlock fandom is a terrible, terrible idea. -Especially if it's John Watson. I am not allowed to try and create Sonichu. Greebo from Discworld is not allowed anywhere near Barn Owl!Jareth, Pikachu, or Scabbers. -And certainly nowhere near Ro-Hans. -Or the ROUSes. Edward Scissorhands meeting Sweeney Todd is a terrible idea. -The sheer amount of angst and sharp things resulting from that meeting might rent a hole in the fabric of space and time. No more 'not my division' jokes around Agents working in the BBC Sherlock fandom. -Especially since the official Doctor Who Tumblr says that Lestrade found his division in the Whoniverse. I will not introduce the Cylons to the Cybermen. -Or Daleks. The RDJ version of Sherlock Holmes is barred from meeting Tony Stark. Ever. -Ditto goes for BBC Mycroft Holmes and Agent Coulson. I will not provoke Bruce Banner. -Nor will I dare newbie Agents to. Captain America's shield is not for sliding down stairs like Legolas did in the LotR films. I will not introduce BBC Holmes and Watson to Smaug and Bilbo Baggins. -Nor will I show any of these four Bad Slash featuring them. -Yes there is Bad Slash where BBC Holmes and Watson essentially possess Bilbo and Smaug and force them to have biologically improbable sexytiems. -I will be responsible for their therapy afterwards.
I will not introduce Candace Flynn and Stacy Hirano to Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. I will not put Sherlock Holmes and Inspector Javert into an interrogation room to 'see what happens'. I am not... more
I am not allowed to distribute copies of Hunk Rump. -Especially not to Bad Slashers. - Especially not to Agent Lux. -And most definitely not to Elf Agents. In fact I am not allowed to show copies of... more