I am not allowed to distribute copies of Hunk Rump. -Especially not to Bad Slashers. -Especially not to Agent Lux. -And most definitely not to Elf Agents. In fact I am not allowed to show copies of Hunk Rump to anyone. -Especially not Elves from various continua. -Even if it's mostly MSPA Elves that cry at pornography, we're also pretty sure that Legolas will not appreciate such raunchy rags. I am henceforth banned from owning copies of Hunk Rump. I must not replace LotR Elves with MSPA Elves. Nor will I ~accidentally~ drop MSPA Elves into Fairyland. I will conceal all cleaning implements near Homestuck Agents.
Singing the Hedgehog Song around anyone from the BBC Sherlock fandom is a terrible, terrible idea. -Especially if it's John Watson. I am not allowed to try and create Sonichu. Greebo from Discworld... more