Just going to slip these in: I will not tell Manwë to 'do the windy thing'. I will not insinuate that Manwë and Varda are John and Rose from Homestuck. -They don't even know what Homestuck is. -I...
more N. All of the Eleven are forbidden within HQ. - We don't need any agents on Allswell. N+1. I will not open a portal to the Nevernever in HQ. - If I do, I'm responsible for dealing with whatever comes ...
more X. Agent Saline must never be allowed to have a proper conversation with anyone bent on taking over the world. X+1. I will not make any variation of the "I'd tap this" joke around agents or canons...
more X. Under no circumstances are Araminta Meliflua and General Zaroff to meet. X+1. I will not attempt to use a Retief-verse Jaq as a magic carpet. X+2. I will not introduce teenage James Potter to...
more -I will not sell Smile Dip (from Gravity Falls) in Headquarters. -I will not let BBC Sherlock and Watson meet any movie version of Sherlock and Watson -I will not allow any blockbuster movie...
more I am not allowed to let a Bolo MK XXXIII into the Mass Effect-verse. -Or any verse without common laser weapons. -Or any verse at all. They are PLANETARY siege units after all.
I must not introduce the Replicators from Stargate to the Marvel Avengers-verse. - Adamantium and/or Vibranium Replicators would be a Very Bad Thing. - In fact, no introducing the Replicators to any...
more # Not allowed to sub-contract assassination missions to canonical mercenaries - or non-canonical mercenaries - or any in-universe Assassins' Guild - or anyone for that matter # Not allowed to...
more I will not introduce Candace Flynn and Stacy Hirano to Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. I will not put Sherlock Holmes and Inspector Javert into an interrogation room to 'see what happens'. I am not...
more I will not introduce Han Solo to Indiana Jones. -In fact, if two characters are played by the same actor, introducing them would cause quite a bit of confusion.
1563: I will not whistle the tune to "Rainbow Factory" in the presence of any native of the MLP G4 continuum. -Even if it is pretty catchy. 1564: I am not a chemist. Mixing Bleeproducts with Purple...
more 1561: I will not introduce Gamzee to Real World mind-altering substances. - Zydrate is right out. 1561: I will not strand Sam and Dean Winchester in Gravity Falls. - Nor will I strand Dipper and...
more 15XX: If Optimus Prime dies during a mission, I am not allowed to say "He always gets better" and ignore the matter. - Yes, he canonically died and came back to life more than fifteen times already,...
more 1557: I am not allowed to arrange an 'arm wrestling' match between Treebeard and the Whomping Willow. 1558: I am not allowed to start a flame war between Karkat Vantas and Dogbert from Dilbert. -...
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