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X. Under no circumstances are Araminta Meliflua and General Zaroff to meet.

X+1. I will not attempt to use a Retief-verse Jaq as a magic carpet.

X+2. I will not introduce teenage James Potter to Gilda the Griffon.

X+3. If I am in a music shop on the Disc and every instrument has a number, I will NOT test any of the instruments.

- Nor will I buy the guitar labeled "1".

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Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXII! — Tawaki, Thu Aug 2 11:03am

1547. Under no circumstances are Sweeney Todd and Blunt the butcher to meet. 1548. I will not arrange a meeting between Voldemort and Darth Sidious to "see what happens". 1549. Those veiled threats I ... more
- Eep, some more Silm ones before this gets published... — Lily Winterwood, Mon Aug 27 8:31pm
  
  Just going to slip these in: I will not tell Manwë to 'do the windy thing'. I will not insinuate that Manwë and Varda are John and Rose from Homestuck. -They don't even know what Homestuck is. -I... more
- Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXII — Tomash, Tue Aug 14 11:52am
  
  N. All of the Eleven are forbidden within HQ. - We don't need any agents on Allswell. N+1. I will not open a portal to the Nevernever in HQ. - If I do, I'm responsible for dealing with whatever comes ... more
- Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXII! — Ellipsis Flood, Tue Aug 7 5:07pm
  
  X. Agent Saline must never be allowed to have a proper conversation with anyone bent on taking over the world. X+1. I will not make any variation of the "I'd tap this" joke around agents or canons... more
- Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXII! — Tawaki, Tue Aug 7 10:02am
- Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXII! — firemagic, Mon Aug 6 2:07pm
  
  -I will not sell Smile Dip (from Gravity Falls) in Headquarters. -I will not let BBC Sherlock and Watson meet any movie version of Sherlock and Watson -I will not allow any blockbuster movie... more
- TIANAtDatP Part XXIII — desdendelle, Sun Aug 5 9:36am
  
  # I will not cause Father from Fullmetal Alchemist and Lord Voldemort to meet just to 'see what happens'. - I will not give Voldemort a FMAverse Philosopher's Stone. - Or Father a Potterverse one. #... more
- Re: TIANADPPC XXII — Ivan the Not-so-Terrible, Sat Aug 4 11:04pm
  
  I am not allowed to let a Bolo MK XXXIII into the Mass Effect-verse. -Or any verse without common laser weapons. -Or any verse at all. They are PLANETARY siege units after all.
- Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXII! — Cyba Zero, Sat Aug 4 8:21am
  
  I must not introduce the Replicators from Stargate to the Marvel Avengers-verse. - Adamantium and/or Vibranium Replicators would be a Very Bad Thing. - In fact, no introducing the Replicators to any... more
- Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXII! — the Irish Samurai, Fri Aug 3 4:49pm
  
  # Not allowed to sub-contract assassination missions to canonical mercenaries - or non-canonical mercenaries - or any in-universe Assassins' Guild - or anyone for that matter # Not allowed to... more
- - Actually... — Cassie, Fri Aug 3 6:01pm
    
    There were two PPC Assassins who were also Discworld Assassins. Vemi (Veminta Fincaran) and Penny, they were called. Just saying. :P
- Ooh! — Lily Winterwood, Fri Aug 3 4:30pm
  
  I will not introduce Candace Flynn and Stacy Hirano to Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. I will not put Sherlock Holmes and Inspector Javert into an interrogation room to 'see what happens'. I am not... more
- - Also... — Lily Winterwood, Fri Aug 3 4:57pm
    
    Singing the Hedgehog Song around anyone from the BBC Sherlock fandom is a terrible, terrible idea. -Especially if it's John Watson. I am not allowed to try and create Sonichu. Greebo from Discworld... more
  - - And also... — Lily Winterwood, Fri Aug 3 10:22pm
      
      I am not allowed to distribute copies of Hunk Rump. -Especially not to Bad Slashers. - Especially not to Agent Lux. -And most definitely not to Elf Agents. In fact I am not allowed to show copies of... more
- Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC — dramaticsoprano, Thu Aug 2 7:48pm
  
  I will not introduce Han Solo to Indiana Jones. -In fact, if two characters are played by the same actor, introducing them would cause quite a bit of confusion.
- - Addendum: — LunarHuntress, Thu Aug 2 8:11pm
    
    - Neither will I introduce Jabba the Hutt to Indiana Jones. Indy has enough people after him as it is, no need to bring mistaken identities into it. - For that matter, I will not introduce any... more
- Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXII! — SeaTurtle, Thu Aug 2 3:24pm
  
  1563: I will not whistle the tune to "Rainbow Factory" in the presence of any native of the MLP G4 continuum. -Even if it is pretty catchy. 1564: I am not a chemist. Mixing Bleeproducts with Purple... more
- Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXII! — Anonymous, Thu Aug 2 2:13pm
  
  1561: I will not introduce Gamzee to Real World mind-altering substances. - Zydrate is right out. 1561: I will not strand Sam and Dean Winchester in Gravity Falls. - Nor will I strand Dipper and... more
- - Whoops, that was me. (nm) — PitViperOfDoom, Thu Aug 2 2:13pm
- Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XXII! — Anonymous, Thu Aug 2 2:12pm
  
  15XX: If Optimus Prime dies during a mission, I am not allowed to say "He always gets better" and ignore the matter. - Yes, he canonically died and came back to life more than fifteen times already,... more
- - Addendum — Anonymous, Sat Aug 4 11:20am
    
    To 15XX+1 (and before the previous addendum): -No, the fact that they both sacrificed their lives several times already doesn't necessarily make them good drinking pals. And Madoka's still underaged, ... more
  - - That was me again. (nm) — Sergio Turbo, Sat Aug 4 11:40am
  - That was me. Forgot to sign. (nm) — Sergio Turbo, Thu Aug 2 2:13pm
- Addendum — AnnaBee, Thu Aug 2 12:21pm
  
  1557: I am not allowed to arrange an 'arm wrestling' match between Treebeard and the Whomping Willow. 1558: I am not allowed to start a flame war between Karkat Vantas and Dogbert from Dilbert. -... more
- Which Robespierre, though? (nm) — The Rabbit from Hourai, Thu Aug 2 11:48am
- That was supposed to be "XXIII". (nm) — Tawaki, Thu Aug 2 11:04am

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