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Granz the Ice Cream Monarch
So, we started this thing in Discord...
Sun Oct 30, 2016 12:13am

... and it seems like it'd be more convenient and fun if we moved it here! The basic idea is that we give each other prompts, and then we write fics in response to those prompts, using either our agents or, with the permission of others, the agents of said others. So, I'm going to start mini-threads for who's willing to have their agents used by others, and one for every prompt we've gotten so far. If you feel like making another prompt, post it in reply to this post. If you're giving permission for your agents to be used or are posting a fic/ficlet, post in the mini-threads that apply to you, and have a blast! All this is non-canon unless stated otherwise, of course, and I don't think anybody will mind some OOCness, or a lot, depending on the prompt. So, with that said, let's go!

    • The SeaTurtle prompt package 9001!SeaTurtle, Sun Oct 30 2:21pm
      For your brainstorming pleasure. -One of your agents deals with one of their fears. -One of your agents explains their favourite series/hobby to someone else. -One of your agents scares their partner ... more
      • "Nothing to Fear"doctorlit, Wed Nov 2 12:55am
        "Augh, Merlin , the Professor has to be around here somewhere." Doc pulled one of Lockhart's larger portraits away from the wall to glance behind it. "Have you noticed," Vania asked, "that you have a ... more
      • Yocherry gurgled. Larfen J. Stocke, esq, Mon Oct 31 12:38am
        Actually, Yocherry was doing a whole lot of things. Lying on the ground. Bleeding out. Steadily approaching death. Having a giant, smoking hole in his chest. The gurgling was, however, in his... more
      • Blind. (nm)Granz the Ice Cream Monarch, Sun Oct 30 3:04pm
        • GAH!Granz the Ice Cream Monarch, Sun Oct 30 3:04pm
          Ignore that. Is there somebody who can delete it?
      • And, here's another one from me.Granz the Ice Cream Monarch, Sun Oct 30 2:24pm
        An evil spirit/alien takes possession of one agent, and the other has to find a way to free them.
        • "From a Stupid 8"doctorlit, Wed Nov 2 1:50am
          Vania walked into her RC, arms full of tiny milk cartons and face full of a big grin. "Doc, I just scored, Doc—Doc. Doc, what the hell are you doing?" Reclining on the floor in front of the... more
    • Feel free to use mine if you'd like. (nm)eatpraylove, Sun Oct 30 11:08am
    • Also, all of these prompts are courtesy of Discord.Granz the Ice Cream Monarch, Sun Oct 30 12:36am
      The Monotype and wish ones are mine, the kitten one is from Akrinor, the puppy one is from Iximaz, and the romantic relationships one and the two Notaries one are from Mattman the Comet!
    • Prompt: One of your agents interferes with another's...Granz the Ice Cream Monarch, Sun Oct 30 12:31am
      romantic relationships! Otherwise known as rooster-blocking! Please, guys, don't get let this one get out of hand.
      • So, this ended up being not only rather more suggestive than I feel comfortable just posting to the Board, but also rather long (more than two pages in a word document). If you want to read it, the... more
        • Awww.Larfen J. Stocke, esq, Sun Oct 30 4:02pm
          Robo-voyeurs are surprisingly more adorable than the concept would have you believe.
          • Heh, thanksTira, Sun Oct 30 4:21pm
            I'm glad Ananta comes off as cute; I'm rather fond of the concept of a Bad Slash agent who doesn't really understand how smut works. Or romantic relationships. Or human biology... At least it makes... more
        • You got laughs from me :)Cat-on-the-Keyboard , Sun Oct 30 11:54am
          Jehan is quoting in the last line, correct? It sounds like Terry Prachett to me, but I could be mistaken. --Key
          • Thanks for responding!Tira, Sun Oct 30 11:56am
            I wasn't referencing anything specifically with that line, though it's certainly possible that I'm just repeating something I read somewhere else. If he is quoting something, it's subconscious on my... more
      • Rooster-blocking: About time!Mattman The Comet, Sun Oct 30 8:58am
        Matthew nearly tore the RC's door off its hinges in his eagerness. "Ajax! Holy shpx!" The beet red, stunned face of Levy and the rather ticked, though still red face of Ajax, who was unbuttoning... more
      • Rooster-block prompt: Elderly Lesbian Flirting! Cat-on-the-Keyboard , Sun Oct 30 3:05am
        ((A/N: Revised version of what I posted in the chat. This is totally uncanonical, as I don't have Permission, and also because I haven't yet decided whether or not Meg exists.)) "You know, I've... more
        • Very niceTira, Sun Oct 30 12:55pm
          I like seeing older agents, it makes for a nice change, and T'Kat and Meg are very cute together. Plus, Vulcans! Also, I'm now intensely curious as to what Kebrdĺ looks like, exactly. "I'm not... more
          • *bangs head against wall* Cat-on-the-Keyboard , Sun Oct 30 2:01pm
            That's what I get for staying up writing past my bedtime :-/. Yes, that should be ey. Not sure whether or not I can blame that on autocorrect: my phone isn't used to Spivak pronouns, but also it... more
    • Prompt: HQ has a Monotype Pokémon tournament!Granz the Ice Cream Monarch, Sun Oct 30 12:26am
      How do your agents prepare?
      • "I have in my hand a team composition for the occasion."Spinel Promotor Notary of the ConCounOfGaInEx, Mon Oct 31 9:13am
        Dromeia Beedrill @ Beedrillite Ability: Swarm --> Adaptability Jolly Nature (+Speed, -SpecialAttack) EVs: 252 Attack / 4 Special Defence / 252 Speed - Poison Jab - U-Turn - Protect - Drill Run... more
      • Mono-types: Oberon The Fae KingMattman The Comet, Sun Oct 30 9:01am
        Ajax throws a ragtag Fairy team together, gets third, is dubbed Oberon The Fairy King "I think I'd go for a fighting team," Matthew said, absent mindedly popping a Pokéball to from it's small to... more
      • ((Somebody's getting knocked out in Round One.))Granz the Ice Cream Monarch, Sun Oct 30 12:51am
        "Let's see, who's awesome... Mega Lucario, that'll be cool! And maybe a Primeape, or a Scrafty, or... hey, Mike, what are some cool Fighting-types?" Apecian asked his partner. "I am not sure at the... more
        • Nice job showing off their characters! Larfen J. Stocke, esq, Mon Oct 31 1:27am
          And subtly, too, what with Apecian casually calling his friend 'Mike' and asking for 'cool' things, and whatnot. And then there's Mike, what with his nerd-speak. Speaking like a nerd. Practically... more
    • Prompt: There are suddenly two Notaries, and your agents...Granz the Ice Cream Monarch, Sun Oct 30 12:25am
      are caught in the crossfire!
      • ((Yes, I have another one. Tired of them yet?))Granz the Ice Cream Monarch, Sun Oct 30 12:59am
        Apecian ran down the hall, gasping. True, he could clear up the tiredness with a bit of charge from his stone, but that'd be a waste, even when escaping from them. A line of red tape flew past him,... more
    • Prompt: One agent finds an abandoned puppy. (nm)Granz the Ice Cream Monarch, Sun Oct 30 12:21am
      • Re: Prompt: One agent finds an abandoned puppy. Bramandin, Mon Oct 31 4:03pm
        Kelly and September walked down the hallway. September said, "It really wouldn't have been a violation of canon if she actually was an ancient sea goddess." Kelly scowled. "We're just lucky that the... more
      • Years in the future (but not many)...SeaTurtle, Sun Oct 30 12:11pm
        He watched the little Absol run from the Pokémon Centre into the woods. Trainers often did that; Pokémon that didn’t make the cut when they were bred for specific natures or IVs were simply released... more
      • (( More-or-less copy-pasted from chat. ))Tomash, Sun Oct 30 11:53am
        Tomash and Peregin were walking around HQ for some reason when they saw a small dog wandering the hallways. "Aww, look, a puppy!" Tomash said, picking up the lost-looking dog. "It's so cute" "Do you... more
      • In which Apecian discovers a love of cute and fluffy things.Granz the Ice Cream Monarch, Sun Oct 30 12:42am
        Apecian looked down at the puppy in front of him. It was absolutely adorable. He couldn't tell what breed it was, but he knew it was perfect. "Awww," he cooed. He scratched the puppy behind the ears. ... more
    • Prompt: One of your agents...Granz the Ice Cream Monarch, Sun Oct 30 12:20am
      ... finds a live kitten in their meal.
      • Oh, lookit! An opportunity to write my prospective agents.Hieronymus Graubart, Sun Oct 30 1:06pm
        Wait, I don’t actually need that anymore. I got Permission now and can write them whenever I want to. Still, it’s a challenge, so here we go. (You may want to read this first.) Increasing hunger is... more
        • Totally worth it for the pun.Granz the Ice Cream Monarch, Sun Oct 30 1:50pm
          Apecian, don't you know imitation is the sincerest form of flattery? And flattered I am! And it was funny, too. Quite wonderful. I especially liked it when the agents interrupt each other in the... more
    • Prompt 1: If your agents...Granz the Ice Cream Monarch, Sun Oct 30 12:16am
      ... were given a single wish, what would they do with it?
      • "Fake-A-Wish Foundation"doctorlit, Mon Oct 31 11:30pm
        This got long, folks. I'm not even sure it will fit in a single post, and I don't know what happens when it doesn't. It got long enough that I probably should have gotten a beta for it, but I want to ... more
      • This one's sort of angsty, but I think it's got laughs in itCat-on-the-Keyboard , Sun Oct 30 3:13am
        ((A/N: Obviously uncanonical, I have no Permission to write for the PPC.)) The plastic bottle spun around, periodically throwing droplets of ranch dressing onto eir legs. Agent Kebrdĺ used to be... more
        • Odd, Larfen J. Stocke, esq, Sun Oct 30 5:09pm
          how the addition of the salad dressing bottle, and the fact that it's sort've forlornly spinning around, dripping ranch, makes it all seem so much more sad, y'know? Or, at least, more pathetic-ish... more
          • I'm glad you liked it!Cat-on-the-Keyboard , Sun Oct 30 5:21pm
            Bad-translation jokes = funny; got it. And that's funny. I imagine you as a frequent snorter. In fact, I rather thought of snorting as your default way of being. It is indeed strange to learn that is ... more
            • You're not the first to say that. Larfen J. Stocke, esq, Sun Oct 30 10:53pm
              As in, exactly that. Exactly . Literally exactly. That exact wording. It's sort've creepy, actually. Dunno what it is about me that gives that vibe.
              • Exact wording?Cat-on-the-Keyboard, Mon Oct 31 1:18am
                Oh no! The copycat hasn't gotten loose, has it? --Cat
                • Is it 'Key' or 'Cat'?!Larfen J. Stocke, esq, Mon Oct 31 1:28am
                  What do we call you, Key?! Or Cat?! Which one?!
                  • Properly, I'm Cat-on-the-Keyboard Cat-on-the-Keyboard , Mon Oct 31 1:36am
                    I signed that "Cat" because... Idk, we were talking about cats? Long answer: I started signing things "Key" when I realized that otherwise people would inevitably shorten my username to "Cat," which... more
                    • Key sounds cooler, though, doesn't it? Starfen J. Locke, Mon Oct 31 3:33am
                      I mean, Cat's fine, I suppose. If you're okay with not being cool. Nothing wrong with that. Heaps of people aren't cool. Nothing wrong with that.
                • Dang it, HG! (nm)Granz the Ice Cream Monarch, Mon Oct 31 1:25am
      • The WishSeaTurtle, Sun Oct 30 12:27am
        Gaspard turned the cube over in his hands, studying the intricate carvings inlaid on five of the faces and the ornate ruby with the immaculately polished facets on the sixth. He looked at the cloaked ... more
    • This little guy is for giving permission for agents.Granz the Ice Cream Monarch, Sun Oct 30 12:15am
      To anybody who feels like it, go ahead and do whatever you feel like with my prospective agents, Apecian and Michael.
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