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World-Jumper
A rather simple affair, that.
Sat Apr 1, 2017 5:00am
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First, and it know this can be tricky for those not technologically inclined, acquire an emotional reader. Hormonal, pheramonic, does not particularly matter. Just make sure the machine can read strong emotions.

Second, attach this machine to a neck strap.

Third, rig a replenishing set of explosives to this device.

Forth, set the machine so that the bombs will detonate upon strong positive emotions. This should be enough negative reinforcement that will drive any character OOC given enough time. Especially bouncy, happy types.

An alternative is to shove explosives inside everything they hold dear, then rig them to only explode upon use by the canon. This sense of guilt and helplessness will drive any canon completely Suvian, guaranteed.

  • Ha - trick question! It's both. And they regenerate automatically, so blowing them up even counts as torture! What I really want to know is: what methods of exploding them can you think of that will... more
    • I'm not really into torture...ThatAnnoyingTurbo, Sat Apr 1 4:23pm
      But, then again, I love my favourite characters too much to hurt them! Putting them through hard things and then havign them latch on their only glimmer of hope - our Enforcers, of course! I really... more
    • Let's see...Hardric, Sat Apr 1 3:52pm
      Making them blow up with the most Suvian power possible, of course. They'll go back to our side so quickly after seeing our awesome powers at work, and if they see first-hand how awesome they are,... more
    • *shrugs* Core of a non-canon starship? (nm)eatpraylove, Sat Apr 1 11:58am
      • Hmm, I can see that.Huinesoron, Sat Apr 1 12:31pm
        The EPC has a few of those SIDRATs from Master Who lying around, doesn't it? I imagine shoving a reluctant canon face-first into a temporal vortex would prove both entertaining and productive. hS
    • A rather simple affair, that. — World-Jumper, Sat Apr 1 5:00am
    • Ya gotta combine the two, boss man.Scapegrace, Sat Apr 1 4:32am
      What you do is, you stand them on a thin metal floor, like aluminium or something, then you put a landmine underneath it, wait for them to step on it and hear the click... and that's when you start... more
    • Oh, that's easy.Iximaz, Sat Apr 1 2:10am
      Glitter bombs. With cherries in them. Preferably while singing along perfectly to this song .
      • Yes, yes... excellent. (nm)Huinesoron, Sat Apr 1 2:12am
        • Another option for RPG fans:Iximaz, Sat Apr 1 2:14am
          Bribe your Dungeon Master to give you more spell slots than the game allows. Cast Meteor Swarm way more times than the rules allow. Laugh maniacally at your fellow party members and how overshadowed... more
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