I am attempting to be as efficient as possible, milord.
Sat Apr 1, 2017 3:06pm
I have started the construction of several new recruits. Until then, milord, if you would have mercy and look to my tributes as proof of my loyalty, your humble servant would be most undeservingly grateful.
Hey, don't blame me for every time one of those OCs gets away! I'd have 'em in my clutches if it weren't for the idiot over there!
It's not my fault I have to spend at least half my time angsting! I'VE GOT TO KEEP THESE GLITTER LEVELS UP YOU KNOW! OTHERWISE I'LL BE THROWN OUT AND KILLED AND WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ahem. My apologies for their ineffectiveness, milord. I will do better with my next tributes.
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