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Neshomeh
Whee, jetpacks!
Tue Apr 4, 2017 11:03am
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Shimon:

*sits composedly in front of the camera* Well. I do not pretend to understand the lucid and ephemeral nature of these holograms. Some trick or flaw in their design is the only possible explanation for what happened. Rest assured, Albert Sproggins, Former Chicken Soup Machine Repair Man, that if ever we met under similar circumstances in reality, any wound you had the misfortune to inflict on me with your pathetic weapons would be quickly healed once I tore your flesh and consumed your unworthy peasant blood, an honor you don't deserve, you miserable little cretin! *whoops, yeah, he's mad; his feathers are all ruffled* *the camera quickly turns away and flicks off*

Caprice:

Best. Day. Ever!

Okay, so I'm standing there in front of the Cornucopia, right, and I'm looking at all this stuff. Lots of great stuff. Food, weapons, tools, you name it. But just before the buzzer goes off, I see it: the jetpack. I don't have time to think anymore, so I just go for it. It's total chaos; it's like everyone was in there, which is nuts, right? But I make it! I grab this thing, I pull it on, and I'm trying to figure out how it works when I see something coming at me from the corner of my eye. I'm like, "oh, crap, I'm done for!", but then I hit the button, and I am out of there! Whoooo! What a rush! I am so sad it only had enough juice to get me to the SciFi Sector, you have no idea. But hey, best place to maybe find another one, right?

Unless I find that dragon first. I saw someone riding on its back for just a second as I was zooming through the air. Next time, that's gonna be me!

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Don't worry, Shimon will get over it. He's not actually into biting people; too intimate and messy. {= )

~Neshomeh

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